The Great Duke Attendance Scam

It's not really a scam; that's a sensationalist headline. Just jumping the gun on what will spend all day being a very dumb story. Because it is about Duke, and every story about Duke eventually breaks down to the lowest common denominators of the pro-Duke and anti-Dook factions flinging feces at each other across the… » 1/24/12 2:15pm 1/24/12 2:15pm

Duke Basketball Made More Insufferable With Auto-Tuned "Duke Worldwide"…

Midnight Madness took place last weekend. Lots of people do insufferable things during Midnight Madness, and increasingly, they do those insufferable things on camera. This is no longer limited to a drunk sorority girl's iPhone filming from the upper deck, muffled by screams and excited shaking hands, because now… » 10/19/11 4:15pm 10/19/11 4:15pm

Dook Sisters Go To Court Over Who's Dookier

The daughter of a Duke alumnus has filed a lawsuit against her sister, her brother-in-law, and Duke University for her inherited right to sit among these fine young men and women at Cameron Indoor Stadium all season long. Katina Dorton is seeking damages for the "fraudulent transfer" of two season tickets that had… » 7/15/11 5:40pm 7/15/11 5:40pm

The Laws Of Patriotism Will Require You To Root For Coach K In 2012

So, we learned yesterday, Mike Krzyzewski is expected to supplement his day job with a Team USA summer gig for the next three years. "All leads point to Coach K coming back," Jerry Colangelo said. And isn't that joyous! » 7/08/09 1:00pm 7/08/09 1:00pm