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Jesse Ventura Is Sick Of America, Plans To Become Mexican

Former professional wrestler turned former action movie hero turned former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura is about to turn Mexican, the AP reports. Ventura is ticked off that he lost a lawsuit against the federal government (of the USA) on Thursday, alleging that airport scans and pat-downs amount to unreasonable… » 11/04/11 4:50pm 11/04/11 4:50pm

Detroit Lions Fans Are Next To Spearhead An Anti-Nickelback Campaign

It is nearly a proven fact by now that sports fans do not appreciate Nickelback disgracing their teams' venues with their loud, raspy wailing. The NHL made the mistake of announcing that the group would headline the Winnipeg Jets' home opener back in September, but organizers scrapped the plan—possibly thanks, at… » 11/03/11 12:40pm 11/03/11 12:40pm

Help Us Finish "The Snydering" (Our Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder…

As you may have heard, Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit against the Washington City Paper is no more. Which means we will no longer be posting a daily link to the story that so enraged Snyder (and which he failed to read). But we still have to wrap up The Snydering, our satirical, non-libelous Dan Snyder group fiction.… » 9/12/11 4:15pm 9/12/11 4:15pm

Almost Six Years Later, One MMA Fighter Is Still Campaigning For The…

Way back in January 2006 (Did they have cell phones back then?), Duane "Bang" Ludwig scored a flash knockout of glass-jawed Jonathan Goulet at UFC Fight Night 3. Ludwig did it with one punch. He did it in four seconds, according to the official clock. That'd make it the fastest knockout in UFC history. And yet the… » 9/06/11 3:20pm 9/06/11 3:20pm

Today In Shameless Corporate Behavior: The Redskins Hawk Obsolete…

First, Dan Snyder sold Redskins fans the old peanuts he got from a bankrupt airline, as Dave McKenna mentions in "The Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder." (You have just experienced "We Are All Dave McKenna CCX.") Now Snyder is charging fans at FedExField $6 for Donovan McNabb soda cups. Oh, wait. I'm not… » 9/02/11 12:25pm 9/02/11 12:25pm

There's A Campaign To Keep Nickelback From Performing At The Winnipeg…

No one knows why, but far too many dim marketing morons get paid ungodly amounts of money to "entertain" us at sporting events by hiring your mom's idea of a rockin' band. And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than the NFL's decision to have Kid Rock, Lady Antebellum, and Maroon 5 ring in 2011 next week… » 9/01/11 4:50pm 9/01/11 4:50pm

Now Comes The District Of Columbia To Protest The Dumbassness Of Dan…

It was always going to come to this. After being abused by Dan Snyder for over a decade, DC is finally fighting back. The city's Attorney General this week intervened in Snyder's increasingly desperate case against the Washington City Paper, arguing, more or less, that the wee Redskins owner is a titanic ass for… » 9/01/11 2:20pm 9/01/11 2:20pm

A Former Six Flags Employee Contributes To Our Satirical, Non-Libelous…

Consider this your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is dosed with a few micrograms of polonium-210. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CCVII.") » 8/30/11 1:15pm 8/30/11 1:15pm

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part VI: Robot…

Consider this your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this mother until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is frozen in amber so humans of the future can study the behavior of assholes in the 21st century. (For those of you keeping… » 8/04/11 3:30pm 8/04/11 3:30pm

Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part V: Return To…

We already posted your daily link to Dave McKenna's "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," but here it is again for good measure. We'll post this mother until Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit is nailed to a cross while dogs gnaw off its toes. (For those of you keeping track, this is "We Are All Dave McKenna CL.") » 7/19/11 5:40pm 7/19/11 5:40pm

These Adorable Kids Are Going To Take Down MLB's Iron-Fisted Video…

The MLB video war continues, quietly, even though we've kind of been actively ignoring one another for some time now. We received a lot of initial interest in our plan to take down the iron-fisted video regime, but then I guess it rained everywhere in America for two weeks and everyone's practice was canceled and… » 5/06/11 7:40pm 5/06/11 7:40pm

We Are All Dave McKenna XC (Introducing Our Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan…

Here's your daily link to Dave McKenna's brilliant "Cranky Redskins Fan's Guide to Dan Snyder," which we'll be posting until Daniel Snyder's dumbass libel suit is dissected in a science class on stupidity. Today, we commence our Dan Snyder group fiction. Read an explanation here, if you haven't already, then read the… » 5/05/11 2:45pm 5/05/11 2:45pm

Deadspin Readers: Help Us Write Satirical, Non-Libelous Fiction About…

As Dan Snyder's dumbass lawsuit inches closer to Day 100 of its sorry existence, it has not escaped our notice that coverage of such a foul, protracted spectacle can have a wearying effect on those asked to attend to it daily. In the interest of further vesting you, dear readers, in The Snydering, we're tweaking this… » 5/05/11 1:00pm 5/05/11 1:00pm

Help Us Subvert MLB Video: Submit Your Highlights To Become The…

We're truly inspired by how many of you are interested in mocking the MLB video policy by reenacting its highlights each week. We've heard from volunteers from T-ball teams, high school teams, plenty of "beer-drinking softball teams," and one from a guy who isn't "allowed within 200 yards of a school," but who runs a… » 4/18/11 4:45pm 4/18/11 4:45pm