Canada Man Who Heckles Junior Hockey Games Has No Regrets

Do you remember when you found your calling? It might have happened at a different point in your life than your parents, siblings, or friends. Corey Simms found his about five years ago while watching the St. John's Caps, a junior hockey team based in Newfoundland and Labrador. He decided to yell at their opponents. » 3/30/15 11:55am Yesterday 11:55am

Here's A Fine Canadian Beer That Isn't One Of The Obvious Ones

Yesterday a reader suggested that we pump out a "Canadian Beers, Ranked" post, which is a good idea long overdue. Part of the reason we haven't done one yet is good old classic American sloth, and the other part is that, regarding the macro category at least, I can't imagine ranking anything No. 1. Those wily and… » 1/08/15 3:52pm 1/08/15 3:52pm

Canadian World Champion Hockey Team Celebrates With Bare-Ass Twitpic

Look at that, a nice photo of some Canadian hockey players celebrating their 5-4 victory over Russia in the 2015 World Junior Ice Hockey Championships, tweeted out by Canadian Olympic freestyle skier Alexandre Bilodeau. Tweeted out...and then quickly deleted once Bilodeau realized that he had captured an unintentional… » 1/06/15 1:25am 1/06/15 1:25am

F Eh Q: The Mystery of the Missing Tim Hortons Apostrophe

[F Eh Q is a new feature where we answer your questions about Canadian topics. In this installment: TIM HORTONS!] » 12/19/14 4:27pm 12/19/14 4:27pm

Awful Neighbor Sics City On Backyard Rink That Causes "Visual Harm"

Backyard ice rinks are a tradition in Canada and the northern United States. They are practically the only benefit of living in the goddamn tundra. Some backyard rinks are amateur affairs, nothing more than some 2x4s and a hose, while others cost thousands of dollars and have lights, real boards, and a warming shed.… » 12/09/14 11:51pm 12/09/14 11:51pm

Man Throws Snake At Tim Hortons Employee After Argument Over Onions

This morning, two customers got into an argument over onions with an employee at a Saskatoon Tim Hortons, and one of the men immediately ended the argument by throwing a snake. Snake coming in hot! » 12/08/14 2:10pm 12/08/14 2:10pm

Youth Hockey Coach Fired For Being A Big Fan Of The Nazis

Christopher Maximilian Sandau (not pictured), a minor hockey coach in North Delta, B.C., was fired this weekend after his league discovered his Facebook page, which was chock full of Nazi propaganda. "You can't be a Nazi and coach kids hockey," one parent said, but most of Sandau's adult life seems like it indicates… » 11/05/14 5:09pm 11/05/14 5:09pm

Canadian College Football Fans Are Adorable Berserkers

Sixty years ago, LIFE magazine tapped into the joys and tortures of football fandom by traveling north of the American border, where collegians in Ontario were positively freaking out over a rare win on the gridiron. All these years later, there's something quite sweet about the pictures—a reminder, perhaps, not so… » 10/29/14 9:32am 10/29/14 9:32am

Burger King, And Only Burger King, Wants To Be Canadian

Burger King Worldwide Inc., a chain of over 13,000 sad, ignored, tumbleweed-strewn burger graveyards in 79 countries around the world, has agreed to fork over around $11 billion to purchase Canadian donuts-and-breakfast chain Tim Hortons Inc., giving the new combined company ownership of exactly one brand that… » 8/27/14 2:42pm 8/27/14 2:42pm

Connor McDavid, Still Undressing Defenses

There are few situations more meaningless than an exhibition game at a summer development camp. I know. But still, you need to see this nasty shit Connor McDavid did: » 8/08/14 2:52pm 8/08/14 2:52pm

Canada Destroys Kuwait In Under-19 Football, 91-0

Look at this photo of the Kuwait team before their first game in the International Federation of American Football tournament. So full of hope. Canada wrecked them, 91-0. Masakeen. » 7/07/14 7:57pm 7/07/14 7:57pm

Shirtless Jogger Yells At "Corrupt, Lying, Racist Homophobe" Rob Ford

While Toronto mayor Rob Ford was out walking in a Canada Day parade in East York, a shirtless jogger came up to his crowd and called out Ford's bullshit to his face. » 7/02/14 1:56am 7/02/14 1:56am

Topless Woman Crashes News Report At Pride Festival

CityNews reporter Natalie Duddridge had one hell of a day at the office yesterday. It began with a Brazilian soccer fan bringing the "fuck her right in the pussy" fake news blooper to life, and it ended with a very happy/drunk World Pride attendee shaking her boobs right at the camera during a live on-the-scene report. » 6/30/14 9:16am 6/30/14 9:16am

Canadian University Scraps Hockey Program Because Team Is Too Rapey

The University of Ottawa has announced that it's dismantling its entire hockey program and starting fresh after an internal investigation found that the team was too rapey to continue playing. » 6/27/14 12:14pm 6/27/14 12:14pm

Canada First: Why I Root For Teams I Hate

It's happening again. As Carey Price lay on the blue ice of his crease on Saturday afternoon, before he skated in a tentative circle, testing his weight on his knee, a familiar dread settled into the hearts of hockey fans across Canada. By Monday, Habs coach Michel Therrien had confirmed our worst fears: Price was out… » 5/22/14 4:40pm 5/22/14 4:40pm

Another Rob Ford Crack Video Is For Sale. Here Are Stills.

Why did Toronto mayor Rob Ford announce tonight he was taking leave from his duties to get help? It probably had something to do with these images, which come from a video that a source was offering to sell us. The source said what's in the pipe was more crack cocaine. » 4/30/14 9:49pm 4/30/14 9:49pm

Runaway Novelty Beer Blimp Just Floating Around, Forever And Ever

If you live in the Canadian province of New Brunswick, keep an eye out for a 21-meter beer blimp that is currently floating, aimlessly, through the Canadian sky. » 4/28/14 5:21pm 4/28/14 5:21pm

Columnist Booted From Basketball Game; Commish Doesn't Like Coverage

Morris Dalla Costa, a columnist for the London Free Press, was ejected from the final game of a National Basketball League playoff series between the London Lightning and Windsor Express tonight because of what he reported about one team. The Canadian basketball league apparently contains some harsh critics. » 4/01/14 9:33pm 4/01/14 9:33pm