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    They Know Where Their Bread Is Buttered: Her Ovaries

    In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk

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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/02/09

    In reply to They Know Where Their Bread Is Buttered: Her Ovaries
    While adjusting the schedule to accommodate her is impressive, nothing can really top this honor. Too bad I didn't alert CPSL of the event. We could have had a nice DS Stalker story.

    http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/sports/1674048,basketball-court-named-candace-parker..._na072009.article
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    Image of Barry Petchesky Barry Petchesky
    08/02/09

    @J-No: Might want to tinyurl that, chief.

    http://tinyurl.com/mju33w

    And I'm glad at least someone is willing to wait 10 minutes for each page to load today.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    08/02/09

    @Barry Petchesky: I don't understand the interwebs.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    I bet those guys with the dry mops that clean sweat up off the floor were working double-time last night.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    This is crazy.


    According to the story, a Washington Mom lost 47 pounds following 1 rule!

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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    The woman defending her looks like she just got a taste....
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    Meanwhile, Shelden Williams had to massage his stamen in order to photosynthesize simple sugars into the silicon oxides that form the basis of his species' biology.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    Looks like she fared better against the Mercury than Doug Flutie Jr.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    Was the pump sponsored by Reebok?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    I prefer drinking breast milk straight from "the tap", not that bottled stuff.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/06/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Are you Tom Green?
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    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    People always look at me funny in the locker room when I use my penis pump before hitting the court. It's not fair.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    07/06/09

    In reply to In Season Debut, Candace Parker Produces Six Points, Several Fluid Ounces Of Breast Milk
    Taking a charge from Candace Parker results in a "Got Milk?" ad.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/13/09

    In reply to Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
    7 pounds, 6 ounces and 20 inches in length


    Wait, what does Milton Berle have to do with anything?

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    05/13/09

    In reply to Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
    "Often Down Syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability as well as facial appearance."
    But good for Sheldon, he's gonna be a special dad.
    /Thatcher'd
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    In reply to Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
    You forgot something. Are both mother and baby doing fine?
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/13/09

    In reply to Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
    Sheldon Williams' skull has been in labor for 15 years.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/13/09

    In reply to Candace Parker And Shelden Williams Spawn
    Keep it away from that one team of female athletes who said they eat babies a few weeks ago.
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