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    'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    NORTHERNERS DO THIS SOUTHERNERS DO THAT
    /over it
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    05/27/09

    @MenaceIISobriety: Technically, no one in their right mind would associate Florida with the South. At least, nothing south of the panhandle.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    I am shocked that no one has yet noted that this guy claims he sold PERFORMANCE ENHANCING drugs to the WASHINGTON NATIONALS.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    that looks like the inside of Joe Piscopo's apartment
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    You name the sport, and I've sold steroids to athletes who play it.


    Ok. Badminton.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/27/09

    @Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: curling
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    "I can tell you this, there will be a whole lot of people puckered up after the morning news, Judd said.


    Honestly though, Good Morning America's segment on the Mexican Ass-Fluke (Fascioloides Anusinvadius)was a little too graphic for my taste, too.

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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    Judd also stated that there is going to be more people puckered up than the time little Miss Betty Jenkins was sitting in the kissing booth at the Polk County Fair in 1994.


    Unfortunately, she had the herpes and Sheriff Judd and his cronies were forced to shoot her 129 times.

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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    Giving picture 36 it's own page is a touch anticlimatic.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    Being suspended in carbonite freezing will shrink your balls. Assuming you survive the freezing process, that is.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    All the trophy on the right makes me want to do is check out some She-Hulk porn. Just to verify if it exists, you see. Nothing more.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    Authorities were reportedly shocked by the absence of banjos at the residence.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    The Nats' performance alone should prove the horrific drawbacks of the steroid use.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    "Of course I know what I'm doing! Now, load these anabolic steroids into this pistol-grip pump-action shotgun and fire them into my ass-cheek! I've got a game in 2 hours!"
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    05/27/09

    @BrockMiddlebrook: +20 That made my day.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd solemnly displayed...


    Now is he the fat one or the untalented one? I often get them confused.

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    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    Just look at the photos.


    Alright. Let's take a look-see...


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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/27/09

    In reply to 'Whole Lot Of People Puckered Up' After Florida Steroid Bust, Says Comical Backwoods Sheriff
    AJ is fucking pissed because he has been talking to a "Richard Thomas" for months just waiting to pounce on this story. Turns out "Richard" is a thirteen year old boy Leitch has been taking to Pirates games and buying booze for.


    Or something like that.

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