Judd also stated that there is going to be more people puckered up than the time little Miss Betty Jenkins was sitting in the kissing booth at the Polk County Fair in 1994.
Unfortunately, she had the herpes and Sheriff Judd and his cronies were forced to shoot her 129 times.
"Of course I know what I'm doing! Now, load these anabolic steroids into this pistol-grip pump-action shotgun and fire them into my ass-cheek! I've got a game in 2 hours!"
AJ is fucking pissed because he has been talking to a "Richard Thomas" for months just waiting to pounce on this story. Turns out "Richard" is a thirteen year old boy Leitch has been taking to Pirates games and buying booze for.
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/over it
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Ok. Badminton.
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Honestly though, Good Morning America's segment on the Mexican Ass-Fluke (Fascioloides Anusinvadius)was a little too graphic for my taste, too.
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Unfortunately, she had the herpes and Sheriff Judd and his cronies were forced to shoot her 129 times.
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Now is he the fat one or the untalented one? I often get them confused.
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Alright. Let's take a look-see...
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Or something like that.