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    Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire

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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    This just makes Khalil Greene even more sad.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    What's with the "Pitchers in the 8 hole" tag? Do they go 2 feet deeper in Missouri or something?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    In an unconventional move, LaRuss'a attorney will actually give the closing argument before he cross-examines the defense's witnesses.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    the Socrates of the lineup card


    Much like Socrates, LaRussa will probably drink himself to death.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    I look forward to LaRussa changing his lawyer 7 times during each hour of deposition.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/04/09

    @Kid Canada: VERY FUNNY! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! A+++++!!!
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    Here is a picture of La Russa displaying two of the more famous pieces in his collection of taxidermied animals, Morris and Precious.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    Tony found a liquor store that takes kittens as payment.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    I really hope that cat is his co-counsel and his name is Perry Meow-son.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    Sheesh, can't the man take a few jokes about dead pitchers and drunk driving?


    Thank God this tightass doesn't monitor the comments here!

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    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    I see your LaRussa with cute animals picture and raise you: [tinyurl.com]
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    If he has a law degree then he should know you can't sue anyone for "damage to his reputation" after posing for a picture like the one above.
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    "Can't the man take a few jokes about dead pitchers and drunk driving?"


    And thus, Deadspin's new tagline is born.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/04/09

    @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: But will there be access?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    06/04/09

    @Weed Against Speed: For 20 bucks, the morgue guy will give you access to damn near anything.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    Looks like somebody never rented The People v. Larry Flynt.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    Lonely fat woman or gay socialite? Who ya got?
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    Image of jwaves2007 jwaves2007
    06/04/09

    In reply to Tony La Russa Is Not Laughing At Your Satire
    Last year I sued his bullpen for impersonating a bullpen.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    06/04/09

    @jwaves2007: The charges were dismissed on the grounds that the impersonation was done poorly.
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