Carl Pavano's Freak Spleen Injury Nearly Killed Him

Live by the freak injury, nearly die by the freak injury: On January 12, Carl Pavano slipped on some ice outside his Vermont home, fell onto the handle of his snow shovel, and after taking a moment to recover, went about his business until he couldn't anymore: » 2/16/13 2:45pm 2/16/13 2:45pm

Report: Carl Pavano Ruptured His Spleen Shoveling Snow

That's according to Ken Rosenthal, whose MLB sources told him the injury would keep the right-hander out for six to eight weeks. Then again, it might be much longer. Consider: Pavano is 37, he hasn't pitched since June 1 because of shoulder trouble, and he's still a free agent. » 1/25/13 10:25am 1/25/13 10:25am

Police Raid Home Of Man Who Claims He Was Carl Pavano's Lover

A high school classmate of Twins pitcher Carl Pavano is under investigation for allegedly demanding money from Pavano's family in exchange for not going public with his story—that he and Pavano supposedly had a three-year "emotional and physical" relationship two decades ago. Christian Bedard, of Southington, Conn.,… » 3/29/12 5:05pm 3/29/12 5:05pm

Your MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE Yankees-Twins Open Thread

Contrary to popular belief, Carl Pavano did not spend four years in New York sitting on his ass. He was waiting, planning, growing, grooming. Here's your space to talk about his facial hair and other things of note. » 10/07/10 6:05pm 10/07/10 6:05pm

Win The Game, Carl Pavano's Gonna Fist Your Anus. That's Just The Way…

Delmon Young's single capped a four-run ninth, and set off a celebration the likes of which his colon had never seen. Also, this is pretty much the perfect metaphor for what Carl Pavano did to the Yankees for four years. » 7/19/10 9:30am 7/19/10 9:30am

Andy Phillips And The Bizarre Porn Star Police Report

Former Yankee prospect Andy Phillips is considered one of the nicest family men in all of baseball by other writers and his peers. So why has an adult actress filed a police report against him? » 2/24/09 4:00pm 2/24/09 4:00pm

Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged

Yes, our little Sam is getting married, and strangely, it's NOT to an athlete. Ms. Milano is engaged to (non-sports) agent David Bugliari, so watch your Blackberry Curve for that wedding invite. » 1/06/09 5:45pm 1/06/09 5:45pm