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    Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    I don't know why they worry so much about the New York Mets.


    They don't.

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    Image of Matt Mosher Matt Mosher
    02/18/09

    @Chamomiles Davis:


    well let's see...they lost the head-to-head series and then didn't have to go through them in the playoffs.


    that's why they still worry.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    @Matt Mosher: Why didn't they have to go through them in the playoffs? Oh, that's right -- the Mets didn't make the playoffs.
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    Image of Matt Mosher Matt Mosher
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    Three constants in life:


    1. The sun will rise in the East


    2. No one will leave Earth alive.


    3. Phillies fans, despite winning a championship, will remain obsessed with all things New York Mets.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    @Matt Mosher: That's true, I'll admit. It's like picking at a scab, except in this case the scab is the New York Mets.
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    Image of Matt Mosher Matt Mosher
    02/18/09

    @Chamomiles Davis:


    Or your mom.

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    @Matt Mosher: Now that's the sort of wit I've come to expect from a Mets fan!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    "If you're gonna call Beltran a 'choke artist,' you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Beltran... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya."


    /Reuben'd

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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    I most certainly do not appreciate the "Not Fucking World Champions" tag, Balls. See if I support Deadspin tonight!
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/18/09

    @BigTenObsession: You are welcome to join the facebook group "Mets Fans Against Deadpin" they are looking for new members.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    hey Carlos, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/18/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak:


    Bad idea. It's really easy to choke on shrimp.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    Pay no attention, it was the mole talking.
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    Image of tater tater
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    What is it with former Royals and murder.


    Jermaine Dye better be on notice.

     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    "Usted tiene muerto, perro. No soy bullshittin."
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    "Murder isn't working, and it's the only thing we're good at!"
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    Image of Amos Berger Amos Berger
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    I love how every time there is Mets post, Deadspin shows the same sorry guy. Who incidentally looks more like a Brewers fan than a Mets fan.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/18/09

    @Amos Berger:


    No. That's Dr. Cox. BTW, Old Perry wopn't watching the Oscars this sunday. Hugh Jackman is hosting.

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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    02/18/09

    I could see how you could get confused, they ARE the Brewers from New York.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/18/09

    @Amos Berger: I always enjoyed this guy much more.
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    Image of superbryant superbryant
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    wow King Cole said that a while ago. They just came up with a comeback...lame
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    02/18/09

    @superbryant: or a reporter just asked him about it yesterday. you know, whatever.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    Once you are dead, I am hoping you don't have to deal with much.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    Well, that only took two months to respond to..
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    Image of tater tater
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    Well after he's dead, I don't see how he could deal with the situation.


    /taken literally

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    02/18/09

    In reply to Carlos Beltran Responds To Cole Hamels' "Choke Artist" Comment
    "The only thing that I know is he will be watched every time he faces us."


    Well, that explains the Mets' recent late season collapses. They just weren't watching the opposing pitchers before.

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/18/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Yup, now that watching the pitchers won't be a problem, now maybe they can do something about taking the bat off their shoulders.
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    02/18/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: @Jews For Purple Jesus: Think he is referring to the media there.
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    Image of Adonis Adonis
    02/18/09

    @That-Dude:


    Look, they've got no excuses now that Piazza's left: it's not like gay porn is still on all the clubhouse tv's.

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