"If you're gonna call Beltran a 'choke artist,' you'd better goddamn KNOW. This sorta thing used to be civilized, you'd hit a guy, he'd whack you, done. But with Beltran... at the end of this, he'd BETTER not know you're involved, not know your names or think you're dead because he'll kill ya, and then he'll go to work on ya."
@MattinglysSideburns: Yup, now that watching the pitchers won't be a problem, now maybe they can do something about taking the bat off their shoulders.
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They don't.
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well let's see...they lost the head-to-head series and then didn't have to go through them in the playoffs.
that's why they still worry.
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1. The sun will rise in the East
2. No one will leave Earth alive.
3. Phillies fans, despite winning a championship, will remain obsessed with all things New York Mets.
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Or your mom.
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/Reuben'd
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Bad idea. It's really easy to choke on shrimp.
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Jermaine Dye better be on notice.
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No. That's Dr. Cox. BTW, Old Perry wopn't watching the Oscars this sunday. Hugh Jackman is hosting.
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/taken literally
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Well, that explains the Mets' recent late season collapses. They just weren't watching the opposing pitchers before.
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Look, they've got no excuses now that Piazza's left: it's not like gay porn is still on all the clubhouse tv's.