The Lakers Won, Can't Win

The hilarious Lakers finally got a win last night, a 107-92 clobbering of the Hornets in Los Angeles. Turns out, all it took to get the Lakers off the hook was nearly an entire week off to prepare to host one of the most dysfunctional offensive teams in basketball. Should be a pretty repeatable formula! » 11/10/14 1:56pm 11/10/14 1:56pm

The Lakers Suck So Goddamn Bad And I Love It And So Should You

The Lakers lost to the fun and exciting Phoenix Suns last night, 112-106, in Los Angeles. They're now 0-5 for the first time since 1957, when they were the Minneapolis Lakers and Kobe Bryant was only like 15 years old. » 11/05/14 12:01pm 11/05/14 12:01pm

The Lakers have claimed Carlos Boozer off waivers, according to ESPN's Marc Stein. The Lakers put in the highest bid for Boozer, who was amnestied by the Bulls yesterday, and somehow appears to be just 32, though carbon dating has proven inconclusive. » 7/17/14 5:30pm 7/17/14 5:30pm

Mic'd Up Carlos Boozer Taught Us A Lot About Carlos Boozer

Carlos Boozer was wearing a mic during last night's Rockets-Bulls game, and it allowed us to learn so many wonderful things about Carlos Boozer. » 3/14/14 11:06am 3/14/14 11:06am

Carlos Boozer Says Bulls Are Better Than Last Year (No Thanks To Carlos…

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Boozer laughs at the notion Chicago doesn't need Derrick Rose. » 4/16/12 4:45pm 4/16/12 4:45pm

Carlos Boozer's Young Son Chants "Let's Go Heat" While Watching Boozer…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 30, the day we learned a funeral isn't the only option. Video via @blazersedge. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/30/12 10:15am 1/30/12 10:15am

Some Chick From The Bachelor Says Carlos Boozer Cheated On His Wife…

I know what you're thinking. An NBA player cheating on his wife? A reality TV "star" selling her story to a tabloid magazine? Hard to believe, I know. But it's true! Allegedly. » 1/26/11 12:15pm 1/26/11 12:15pm

LeBronageddon Is Upon Us

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 12/02/10 10:05am 12/02/10 10:05am

Carlos Boozer Is Trying To Start As Much Trouble As Possible

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: new Chicago Bull and chest hair proponent Carlos Boozer. » 9/27/10 4:10pm 9/27/10 4:10pm

Commish Gives Salary Cap A Boost

David Stern has lifted the salary cap for next season to $56.1 million, roughly $4 million higher than expected. Great news for the Knicks, who can now afford Carlos Boozer, Ray Allen, and nice crutches for the both of them. [TrueHoop] » 4/16/10 4:25pm 4/16/10 4:25pm

Apparently, The Warriors Can Lose At Home

In their their preview of the Suns-Spurs series, Free Darko, describing Stephen Jackson and the Golden State Warriors, wrote, "Stephen Jackson doesn't care because he has nothing to lose, and thus is invincible." For the first time, last night, his team looked like it cared, like it had a lot to lose, and the result… » 5/14/07 11:00am 5/14/07 11:00am

Jerry Sloan Is Making His Players Cry

The Utah Jazz — our official Western Conference adopted team for the NBA Playoffs, and not just because of Deron Williams and Dee Brown — are in some serious trouble after their loss to the Rockets last night. Utah is down 2-0 in the series — as is Orlando after last night, but no one suspected that would turn out any… » 4/24/07 11:30am 4/24/07 11:30am