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Carlos Guillen Would Like To Borrow Your Cooling Ointment And A Large Cushion

Anyone who's ever had the misfortune of being stricken with a dreaded hemorrhoid flare-up can attest to how painful it is. When it first appears, the general swamp ass-y, hiney spider feeling reaches about a "5" on the uncomforability scale. But the longer it lingers, it quickly shoots up to about an 11, rendering its… »5/28/08 5:00pm5/28/08 5:00pm