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    Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"

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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    Greasing up the light poles may reduce deaths by falling, but the corresponding increase in deaths by impalement will more than make up for it. #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    Making fun of the Phillies, that's a paddlin'. #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    Please, no sex stories from Fox 29 involving Jennaphr Frederick or Sue Serio. The late Dorothy Krysiuk on the other hand... #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    Goddamned ticker is covering fire-crotch's cleavage #philadelphiaphillies
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/21/09

    @MagicJohnsonsT-Cells: The ticker should have gone over her face. It's killing business for her plastic surgeon. #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    A snug, foul-smelling place where you're constantly worried about who was in your spot last and what diseases they have? Sounds more like a Greyhound to me. #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    A media member from Philadelphia overreacting? Now I've seen everything. #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    If you all want to keep an eye out for me tonight, I'll be the one with the Viva La Revolucion Leitch shirt running around screaming with a safety cone on my head. #philadelphiaphillies
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Philly Newsman Wants You To Ride The "Cooch Train"
    It's a good thing he was armed only with a cardboard boat oar. Venus Lewis was wielding a cardboard applicator when she asked youths to ride the cooch train, and they threw her in jail.
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