Holy Mother Carlos Tevez Just Bombed Germany With This Rocket Golazo

Juventus and Borussia Dortmund are playing today, right now. A few minutes ago, they kicked off. Then two minutes passed. Then Juventus's Carlos Tevez got the ball. Then he blew up Germany's hopes, and also Germany. No more high-quality vehicles for anyone. Because there's no more Germany. Germany's gone. » 3/18/15 4:04pm 3/18/15 4:04pm

Carlos Tevez, Banned From Driving For Speeding In His Hummer, Was…

Manchester City star and Argentina international Carlos Tevez was arrested for "driving while disqualified," which is British for driving with a suspended license. In January, Tevez was banned from driving for six months, a punishment for two speeding incidents in his Hummer last year. Last night, he was pulled over… » 3/08/13 3:35pm 3/08/13 3:35pm

Carlos Tevez Happily Wields "R.I.P. Fergie" Sign At Man City's Parade

After a miracle at Etihad, two goals in stoppage time, gave City its first title since 1968, the team today celebrated with a parade. The trophy was carried through the streets of Manchester on an open-top bus, attended by delirious fans and at least one jubilant forward who does not forgive or forget. » 5/14/12 3:45pm 5/14/12 3:45pm

Fabrice Muamba Was Alive And Cracking Jokes After Being "Dead" For 78…

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide.)
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Manchester City's Ready To Embrace Carlos Tevez Again After His Assist…

With a goal that delivered a mighty challenge to the soccer power structure in Manchester, Samir Nasri put City up 2-1 on Chelsea and helped produce a win that brought the squad a single point behind Manchester United at the top of the Barclays Premier League standings. » 3/21/12 5:52pm 3/21/12 5:52pm

A Fair-And-Balanced Look At What Fox Called “The Greatest Live Premier…

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide) » 2/08/12 3:55pm 2/08/12 3:55pm

Arizona's Referee Streaker Faces Up To 18 Months Of Hard Time

Your morning roundup for Oct. 22, the day we realized Jack Daniel's prices are probably going to rise. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/22/11 9:30am 10/22/11 9:30am

Now They're Burning Carlos Tevez In Effigy

"An effigy of Carlos Tevez has been set alight near Manchester City's stadium - as the backlash against the want-away footballer continues. The dummy, hanging by a noose from a bridge over a canal near the Etihad Stadium, was torched to chants of "Tevez out". The doll went up in flames before burning out and falling… » 10/04/11 9:45pm 10/04/11 9:45pm

Carlos Tevez Refused To Play In Manchester City's Champions League…

Said Manchester City Coach Roberto Mancini after former team captain Carlos Tevez opted against heading into today's UEFA Champions League match against Bayern Munich, "For me, he's finished. I cannot go on with him. If I decide these things then he's finished. I have helped him and now he's refused to play. At… » 9/27/11 11:00pm 9/27/11 11:00pm

It Looks Like Soccer Player Rio Ferdinand Got Stone-Cold Fisted The…

I shudder to even post this, as the nil-nil Man U vs. Man City match from earlier in the week should produce triple-digit variations of the "Me hate soccer; they no score a lot" line. » 11/13/10 11:00am 11/13/10 11:00am

Lionel Messi And Carlos Tevez Vow To Reform Oasis

Carlos Tevez and Lionel Messi have promised to offer swaggering Mancunians Noel and Liam Gallagher a blank cheque to reform Oasis, if Argentina win the World Cup this year. » 6/22/10 1:50pm 6/22/10 1:50pm

If Tevez Doesn’t Like It He Can Sod Off, Suggests Mancini

In political terms, the world of football closest in type to classic socialism. Everyone wears the same outfit, united in the one common goal, and no man is bigger than the club. » 5/03/10 6:10pm 5/03/10 6:10pm

Tevez Grabs A Hat-Trick As Expected!

Those who followed The Spoiler's advice by having a little Monday night flutter on the Tevez scoring slippers — you're welcome. Go and treat yourself. Above are the all the goals! » 3/30/10 5:35pm 3/30/10 5:35pm

Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?

Although he's actually from Argentina, Carlos Tevez was all on board with the slant-eye throw down on Wednesday, as we see here following one of his three goals vs. Blackburn. The gesture of course was made famous by Spanish teams at the Beijing Olymipcs, and the Manchester United star has said that he would like to… » 12/04/08 11:30am 12/04/08 11:30am

Today In Soccer...

The Premiership is taking the day off, due to some Euro 2008 qualifying games, and some other international friendlies going down. But the big story right now is Carlos Tevez moving from Brazilian club Corinthians to Premiership team West Ham. A guy like Tevez, you'd think would prefer a bigger club, likely to occupy… » 9/02/06 4:57pm 9/02/06 4:57pm