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    Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    A racist on the pitch. Sounds crazy, no? But here, in our little nation of Argentina, you might say every one of us is a racist on the pitch trying to stretch out a pleasant, offensive Asian impression without straining his eyelids. It isn't easy.


    You may ask 'Why do we stretch out our eyes if it's so dangerous?' Well, we do it because Argentina is our home. And we think it's kind of funny.


    And why do we make such faces? That I can tell you in one word: Tradition!

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    I'm assuming this will all result in West Ham owing Sheffield United even more money.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    This is nothing like the Spain I met and fell for in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona".
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    To be fair, they made fun of his scar first.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    I blame the vosotros form. It engenders racism.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    At least he doesn't tie them up in his sex dungeon like Wayne Rooney does.*


    *-May possibly not be true

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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    Great, give the Koreans more reason to hate Apollo Ohno.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/04/08

    @Jews For Purple Jesus: +1 Superb.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    Maybe he was just doing the "flip your eyelids inside out" trick. That thing used to kill for me in elementary school. College, not so much, though.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    In addition to insulting an entire race, Tevez may have gotten a coach fired on Wednesday.


    Tevez is one "sloppy seconds" comment away from the Sean Avery Hat Trick.

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    This is not something I would expect from a sport whose fans chant "monkey" at Thierry Henry and whose national team coach echoes the same sentiment.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    12/04/08

    In reply to Oh Tevez, What Are You Doing, Son?
    Oh come on! The Vapors were playing after he scored. What do you expect the guy to do?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/04/08

    @Civil Negligence: I really think he had no alternative.
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