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    Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
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    05/04/09

    In reply to Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
    Should they start beheading farm animals?

    At least then no one on the team will get Swine Flu.
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    05/04/09

    @Eamus Catuli: I don't know, I heard Alfonso Soriano has a penchant for sodomizing dead mammals.
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    05/04/09

    In reply to Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
    If he knew the injury bug was an STD he never would have had that three-way with Mark Prior and Kerry Wood.
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    05/04/09

    @Deadspin:


    Is that how Wood caught the Nemesis Virus?


    I saw Masa Kobayashi put on an oversized black trenchcoat and say he was looking for Claire Redfield...

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    05/04/09

    In reply to Carlos Zambrano Needs A Timeout
    Cub fans? Panic? You talkin crazy, Dash.
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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/04/09

    @racistmascot_inc: You're alive! We thought you died from an acute anime overdose!


    /oh yeah, dick joke

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    05/04/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!:


    Nope, just swine flu. Caught it from the Indians bullpen.

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