Carmelo Anthony

nba finals

Paul Pierce Is One DUI Away From Becoming Carmelo Anthony

Come on. It's the NBA Finals. Only two teams should be relevant at this point. And since you can't walk three steps without sniffing the history of the Lakers-Celtics rivalry, you'd hope that someone would talk a little jive toward the other. It probably wouldn't be sportsmanlike, but it's definitely something we all want to hear. Paul Pierce will probably defer the trash talking, since it's what Jesus would do, but he's got no problem sending it the way of players whose seasons are long done. More »

12:00 PM on Sun Jun 15 2008
By Matt Sussman
11,625 views, 14 comments

Latest by vin.: /'melo licks his lips.... and then licks his lips more. more »

mortifying, crippling remorse

Who's Sorry Now? Melo Edition

There is possibly no one on earth who is sorrier than Carmelo Anthony right now; his DUI arrest on Monday has placed him in a state of regret that can actually be seen from space. Call it the Great Wall of Remorse. We just couldn't ignore it here at Who's Sorry Now. Here's his statement, found on the Melo Blog: More »

5:15 PM on Thu Apr 17 2008
By rickchand
6,046 views, 66 comments

Latest by FightTiger: Sorry I woke so many of you in the Midwest up last night. I usually reserve that for Californians. -The Earthquake more »

invevitable falls from grace

Carmelo Anthony Absolutely, Unequivocally Bombed Out Of His Mind, Say Cops

The latest reports out of Denver about the DUI arrest of the booze-addled, snitch-averse Carmelo Anthony say that the Nuggets' star's level of impairment was, according to investigating officers, "extreme." More »

1:35 PM on Wed Apr 16 2008
By DAULERIO
12,900 views, 76 comments

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Carmelo Anthony, Driving The Lane While Drinking

Carmelo Anthony, on the heels of one of the biggest wins for Denver of the season, continued his bad habit of doing something stupid at just the wrong times this morning: He got a DUI. More »

2:35 PM on Mon Apr 14 2008
By Leitch
7,514 views, 60 comments

if you see someone trying to tp the house, please snitch

Carmelo Anthony Should Live Rather Comfortably

Over the weekend, The Rocky Mountain News told the tale of Carmelo Anthony's new pad in suburban Denver. (Via Slushy Gutter.) The place originally was listed at $17 million, but its price was "slashed" to a far more modest $11.95 million. Some great factoids: More »

4:15 PM on Mon May 14 2007
By Leitch
3,587 views, 97 comments

Latest by Josh Hamilton: mimicking billy madison for some reason, but that said Why in the world would anyone need 5000 bottles in their more »

mother's day

May Stuart Scott Leave Your Mother The Hell Alone This Evening

Mother's Day will soon have come and gone, but there's still time to relive one of the all-time greatest mother moments in sports history. Carmelo Anthony's mother, overcome with emotion, beaming with pride as her son lives his proudest moment ... and Stuart Scott antagonizing her with a microphone. What's going through her mind, Stu? Something like, "get away from me," I'd wager. More »

8:00 PM on Sun May 13 2007
By mjdeadspin
4,845 views, 332 comments

Latest by a single mother (with a penis): @metschick: +1 nice... more »

nba

Carmelo Anthony Would Rather Not Be Bothered While Eating A Slurpee

You know, we're trying to think what bothers us more: Carmelo Anthony punching a Knick at Madison Square Garden or a friend of his decking an autograph-seeker at a 7-11. More »

3:45 PM on Mon Apr 9 2007
By Leitch
306 views, 64 comments

nba

Break Up The 76ers! (Again!)

Back when Allen Iverson was traded to the Nuggets, nobody was sure what it would mean for Denver, but everyone agreed that it secured the 76ers' spot as frontrunners for either Kevin Durant or Greg Oden. More »

4:15 PM on Tue Mar 13 2007
By Leitch
1,642 views, 42 comments

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NBA Roundup: It's The Episode Where Iverson and Anthony Finally Kiss

Notes on Monday's games in the National Basketball Association ... More »

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