In Prank War Before Big Game, High School Leaves Dead Cat On Rival's…

Tomorrow is the big Phillipsburg-Easton football game, an Thanksgiving tradition for the rival schools on either side of the N.J.-Pennsylvania border. Tensions can run high, but it's usually all in good fun. Over the weekend, Phillipsburg students stole "Red Rover," the stone bulldog statue that sits outside of Easton… » 11/21/12 2:30pm 11/21/12 2:30pm

Cat Gets Loose During Basketball Game, Evades Dog Mascot

Israel is full of stray cats, so pure numbers say it was a matter of time before one of them ended up on the court during a Maccabi Tel Aviv game. The cat panicked, unable to handle the transition game and the slippery floor, and was set upon by Donny the Dog, Maccabi's mascot. Kitty escaped, though; it's a Warner… » 3/27/12 4:50pm 3/27/12 4:50pm

It Is Entirely Possible That Chris Kaman Killed This Cat Just To Make…

Kaman and the Hornets are playing the Bobcats tonight. So naturally Kaman took to Twitter to pose with a dead bobcat. This requires a very important question, any answer to which leads to further questions: where did he get a dead bobcat? Did he borrow it from a friend? Did he already have it in his freezer? Did he… » 3/12/12 3:40pm 3/12/12 3:40pm

A Fair-And-Balanced Look At What Fox Called “The Greatest Live Premier …

From now until the end of the season, we'll be posting a number of clips from the previous weekend's English Premier League games. If there's a goal, save, dive, lip-read profanity, or hocked sputum we should know about, drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com. (You might also enjoy our better-late-than-never EPL guide) » 2/08/12 3:55pm 2/08/12 3:55pm

Today In Straightforward Headlines: "Man Busted For Kicking Kitten Then …

Police charged a South Side (Chicago) man with animal cruelty after officers say they watched him take a running start and kick his kitten 15 feet to 18 feet into the air before raising his arms to signal a successful field goal.

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He told the arresting officers: "This is my cat, Nightmare. He is tough, we…

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