Cat Wines, Ranked

Beer is the best drink. That has never been in doubt. But sometimes, you're forced to class it up for a date night or go on a health kick, and this is when wine is your friend. More specifically, this is when cat wine is your friend. » 3/03/15 12:21pm 3/03/15 12:21pm

Kitten Bowl Player Names, Ranked

Cat puns are the highest form of humor. Now that Hallmark Channel has unveiled the roster for this year's Kitten Bowl, it's time to subjectively and correctly rank the competitors' names. » 1/16/15 11:34am 1/16/15 11:34am

Help! My Cat Wants A Handjob!

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering presidents, sun bears, blocking the box, and more. » 11/25/14 4:48pm 11/25/14 4:48pm

Rappers And Cats: A Complete History

Meow the Jewels is a real thing. What started as a joke—with Run the Jewels, the acerbically bombastic rap duo of EL-P and Killer Mike, offering to re-record their fantastic new sophomore album, Run the Jewels 2, with "nothing but cat sounds for music" if someone gave them $40,000—has bloomed into a Rap Internet… » 10/31/14 10:00am 10/31/14 10:00am

Hero Cat "Throws" Out First Pitch

Tara the tabby, who saved her human from an attacking dog, threw out the first pitch at last night's Bakersfield Blaze game. As you might expect, since cats care nothing for pageantry and have useless muppet paws instead of hands, it was one of the worst first pitches in recorded history. #SticktoHeroics. » 5/21/14 9:31am 5/21/14 9:31am

Cat That Saved Boy From Dog Attack Will Throw Out First Pitch

Tara, the cat that saved a boy attacked by a dog earlier this week in California, will throw out the first pitch at a minor league baseball game, because the law of the world dictates that minor league baseball must find a way to capitalize on any news story, regardless of magnitude. » 5/15/14 11:45pm 5/15/14 11:45pm

Amazing Cat That Rescued Boy Gives First Television Interview

This morning, everyone lost their shit over Tara, the hero cat of Bakersfield who saved her owner's 4-year-old son from an unprovoked dog attack in one of the greatest cat videos of all time. Now, Tara finally speaks. Kind of. » 5/14/14 5:16pm 5/14/14 5:16pm

World's Most Awesome Cat Rescues Little Boy From Dog Attack

A Bakersfield, California boy suffered only minor injuries after what could have been a tragic dog attack was the family cat. » 5/14/14 1:13pm 5/14/14 1:13pm

Is Time For Cat Falling Through Olympic Arena Ceiling

Lots of space has been spent on the (admittedly adorable) dogs of Sochi. But where is the cat coverage? Why are we not awwwing over the stray felines in and around the Olympics? Mostly because they're just fucking shit up. » 2/17/14 3:16pm 2/17/14 3:16pm

Man Calls Sports Radio Show To Talk About Cats, Confuses Everyone

Something very strange happened early this morning on the sports radio airwaves, and we have been alerted to it by a very observant Deadspin reader. » 1/21/14 11:46am 1/21/14 11:46am

Dogs And Cats Love Wrapping Paper So Damn Much

As Christmas presents are opened, pets receive the unintentional gift of mounds of wrapping paper left on the floor. Many dogs and cats fucking adore wrapping paper. They'll tear it apart, run through it, or just sit on it, for some weird reason. This is definitely not sports-related. » 12/25/13 4:45pm 12/25/13 4:45pm

The Highly Questionable Crew Breaks Down A Cat Falling Off A Car

The upside of a slow news day is that Bomani Jones, Papi, and Dan Le Batard get to run down the viral videos of the moment. Poor kitty. Poor, stupid kitty. » 12/17/13 5:45pm 12/17/13 5:45pm

John Sterling Will Call The Kitten Bowl

As counter-programming to the Puppy Bowl, (and as counter-counter-programming to the Super Bowl), the Hallmark Channel has announced it will air the Kitten Bowl on Feb. 2. It will be just like the Puppy Bowl, only with more assholish animals. » 10/22/13 1:33pm 10/22/13 1:33pm

Stray Cat On Baseball Field Causes Delightful Delay

Sunday's Class A short-season Northwest League game between the Everett (Wash.) AquaSox and the Hillsboro (Ore.) Hops was briefly delayed when a stray cat— » 6/25/13 5:14pm 6/25/13 5:14pm

Help! The Goddamn Cat Peed On My Loafers

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Olympic Organizers: Ugh, Fine. We Won't Kill 2,000 Stray Cats And Dogs

Getting a city ready to host the Winter Olympics is not an easy task. Stadiums have to be built, snow has to be hoarded, scores of innocent animals have to be mercilessly slaughtered. It's all just such an ordeal. » 4/18/13 1:46pm 4/18/13 1:46pm