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    Uh Oh, Cleveland

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    Image of Sculptor?!? I just met her! Sculptor?!? I just met her!
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Okay. So, I'm just trying to get prepared in advance. We've got The Shot, The Drive, The Fumble, etc etc, what's this going to be called? I've got to try to plan some rejoinders...
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: the MoMo. The Bricklaying also has a nice ring to it.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Signs your team is going to lose a series:


    -they're giving up over 104 points per game
    -they're shooting around 40% from the floor
    -their entire bench production often fails to equal one player on the opposition
    -their coach has grown the worst-looking goatee since Spock in that one Star Trek episode

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    Image of TheOnlyNetsFan TheOnlyNetsFan
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    I know that a team taking a 3-1 series lead is huge news. But just so everyone knows the Penguins are in the Stanley Cup this year.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    @TheOnlyNetsFan: shhh, that's my one hope.
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    Image of Candace Parker C Cups Candace Parker C Cups
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    The problem is not with Mo Williams' guarantee


    Well, if they didn't pay Mo money, they wouldn't have Mo problems.


    /this is why I could never, ever be a guest editor

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups: you've never learned to quit while you were ahead, let alone behind, have you?
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    Image of Candace Parker C Cups Candace Parker C Cups
    05/27/09

    @Juancho: Ain't no shame in my game.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups: I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Between the Pants Party and this series, I physiologically can't take much more abuse right now.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    and putting your life savings into mason jars would not be the worst idea in the world


    Great advice, except nobody in Cleveland has any savings.

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Pictured: Cavs G Mo Williams sits in silence, ruing the day he chose to turn his body into an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    No one is saying the city of Cleveland should be panicking right now


    Except for every economist in the western hemisphere with a working brain.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/27/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: (nods)


    Fuck it, I'm moving to Detroit.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    This post was screaming for a This Is Spinal Tap! reference.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Try as you like, Mo. But you'll never out-tattoo the Nuggets.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Nice going, Mo. Lose another game and you'll have as many empty promises on your hands as Vanessa Bryant.
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    Image of I'm Hafner the man I used to be I'm Hafner the man I used to be
    05/27/09

    In reply to Uh Oh, Cleveland
    Panicking? Are you kidding me? We live for this shit. Who wouldn't want to see their teams fuck everything up year after year, after year, after ye....


    Besides Cubs fans of course.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/27/09

    @I'm Hafner the man I used to be: And Bills fans. I bought a Rob Johnson jersey.
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