TV Chef Fucks Up Grilled-Cheese Sandwich

Listen. Alton Brown is a goddamn hero. He's funny and smart and silly and endlessly curious, and he knows five trillion times as much about food as I ever will. He's turned bazillions of people onto cooking, and onto trying ingredients and techniques they otherwise wouldn't, and his commendable willingness to… » 5/15/14 5:27pm 5/15/14 5:27pm

World Celebrates As Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay Seriously Injured In…

Professional asshole Gordon Ramsay left Sunday's Soccer Aid charity match in Manchester on a stretcher after a hefty tackle by former English soccer star Teddy Sheringham left the Hell's Kitchen chef in pain and gasping for air. » 5/29/12 11:40am 5/29/12 11:40am