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    Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight

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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    ok fuckers, I'm TIRED. Thanks for the good time, and I will catch y'all later.


    Don't put any frogs in your mouth

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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Are any of y'all from Minnesota?
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Just watched Gangs of New York. Thought it was a good movie, but I have the bias of being an Irishman in NYC.
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    05/03/09

    @Playoff_Beard: Love it. But I am of Irish descent and lived in NYC during the more important formative years (i.e. 21-24).
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    05/03/09

    @hellosunshine: It's too bad my Irish were still growing rocks in the old country at this time. I'd love to claim a stake in some of those beat downs.
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    05/03/09

    @Playoff_Beard: Amen. My ancestors were doing something with potatoes or whiskey or something, I assume.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Ummm...is it just me, or is this .gif really awesome?


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    05/03/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I enjoy the film grain and am interested in the towel waving in the air in the background.


    I also find bubble-blowing sexy.

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    05/03/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: They're probably cleaning the sand off of the towel.


    And oh really? I just so happen to like bubble-blowing :P

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    05/03/09

    @Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: I can't do it, so, as with many things in my life, I admire those who can.
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    05/03/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Awww, that stinks. It's not that hard, but this is coming from someone who can't even snap her own fingers. Heh...
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Well I'm properly drunk and I need to get to sleep, good night all.


    "Holla if you've ever been placed in handcuffs!!"

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    05/03/09

    @Sex Fabregas: good night!


    And only at home.

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    05/03/09

    @Sex Fabregas: G'night, sugar! And, erm, holla.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Pete, is there anything special I need to do to change avatars? I uploaded it about an hour ago. No dice.
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    05/03/09

    @Business_Socks: My last change took at least 24 hours. My profile still shows my old one oddly.. so just wait I say.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Deadspinners, Jezebelers.


    Off to sleep. Good night everyone.

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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: good night, little buddy. I've had fun :)
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    OK, so what exactly did that monkey-frog just do in that guy's mouth?
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: You definitely don't want the backstory on this one.
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    05/03/09

    @Business_Socks: i am not sure which of them I feel sorrier for. how would that TASTE?!
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Anybody still up? I just rolled in from NYC (I live in CT) and need some winding down... what's the haps in J'DUAN tonight?
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    05/03/09

    @Caenct: Hey babe, I'm thinking of making myself a screwdriver. What do you say? Should I do it?
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    05/03/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: DO IT!!! I remember a time when there was nothing I enjoyed more. Actually that was the 1st alcoholic drink I ever had.
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    05/03/09

    @Caenct: Where in NYC and where in CT? I just moved back to Texas from New York and have many, many family members in Connecticut. (UCONNNNNNNNNNNNN!)
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    05/03/09

    @Caenct: My first alcoholic beverage was beer. I love beer, but vodka-drinks are right up there.
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    05/03/09

    @hellosunshine: Originally from Fairfield County (Fairfield U is my Alma Mater as well) and now I live in grandiose New Haven, CT. Where are your family from?
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    05/03/09

    @Caenct: Uncle went to Fairfield, Dad's from Waterbury, have family in Uncasville, ex's family is in Trumbull and New Milford (so I've been there quite a bit). Oh! And awesome cousin teaches at SCSU and lives in New Haven.
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    05/03/09

    @hellosunshine: Ha so we're like, geographic cousins then. I've got fam in Trumbull, my sis and Mom went to FU, and live with my awesome sis in New Haven. It's a fun town. Why'd you move to NY and then back?
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    05/03/09

    @Caenct: Awesome! I went up there to work, lived in NYC (Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan) for four years and then moved back to Texas a month ago - I'm a Texas girl at heart, though I do miss the Northeast.
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    05/03/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: ha It technically was for me too, but when I was bitty Caenct my dad had this mug that was black on the inside, and he used to like to drink soda, but you could never tell if it was pepsi or sprite or something else carbonated cuz it was all black on the inside. I would sneak drinks out of it when he wasn't looking...until one time it was filled with beer. I spat a mouthful of beer out, in front of company, on my mother. Her face was priceless.


    Thankfully I got over that wrong first impression.

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    05/03/09

    @Caenct: Haha that's a great story. My family is Polish, so whenever I go to Poland to visit the grandparents, they always gave me a beer/shot of vodka (always AFTER I turned 15/16). Then we'd all get a bit drunk, and they'd tell stories about dealing with Communism.

    Good times.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    The fucking scourge of the earth have cracked gmail's spam filter and it pisses the shit out of me.


    @Gmail: Thanks for the 5 years of a spam free inbox. It was nice while it lasted.

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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Whoa whoa whoa, DUAN is watching "Beerfest" and no one invited me?! Just for that i'm not sharing my Jalepeno Cheetos.
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    05/03/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead: You were out with "friends"!


    YOU EMBARRASSED YOURSELF!

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    05/03/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead: I read that as Jalapeno Cheerios. I was very disturbed.
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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: Have you ever met a beer so good you wanted to stick your dick in it?
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: No, but I've met a beer that I wanted to freeze into iceblocks and skate on it, then melt it in the spring time and drink it.
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    05/03/09

    @K-Gun: Disturbed? Or intrigued?
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    05/03/09

    @LittleWaynesBleedingHead: also, jalepeno cheetos are incredible, and much less messy than my previous tactic of putting tobasco all over regular cheetos.
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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: yay a sex scene!!


    oh.

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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    RYLAI (and everyone else), thoughts on this one? I'm diggin it.
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    05/03/09

    @Sex Fabregas: Oh um, should probably post the video:
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    05/03/09

    @Sex Fabregas: No thank you.
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    05/03/09

    @Sex Fabregas: Any idea who did the beats for that? NICELY DONE, IT WAS ART (caps in honor of Kanye's gigantic ego). Kid Cudi's really being hyped as the next big thing, although I'm not entirely convinced yet.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    Why on earth would they have a girl who can barely enunciate the words doing a commercial for what appears to be a phone sex line? I've got nothing against phone sex but I think speaking would be kind of a prereq.
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: You make a very fair point.


    How's it going triple P? You enjoying yourself this fine Saturday evening?

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    05/03/09

    @jgaugust: What up, cutie. I'm good, thank god the monsoon finally stopped.


    @Saberhagendaaz: I think I am falling in love with you. And a girl who talks like that when her mouth is empty? Scary.

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Not much here. Just writing a paper at home instead of drinking with friends. Joyous.


    You see what I told you? Monsoons suck. Move to a nicer place. Just saying...

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: And a girl who talks like that when her mouth is empty? Scary.


    Marissa wasn't that bad.


    I think I am falling in love with you.


    Believe me, I'm hard up enough that I could be in Dallas by tomorrow night.

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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: You are a very subtle man Saber.
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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: you make it sound so hot. lol. "I haven't come in 3 months baby, this'll be quick.."
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Come on, I'm a classy man. I'd have the decency to flog the dolphin before the date!
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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: Saber is truly the Hugh Grant of Spinners.
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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: that's the kind of romance that goes straight to my panties
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: Goddamit! What the fuck!?! For the record, I have never hooked up with a tranny hooker!
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: Well I'm Daniel Craig. So I guess you guys are the real winners.
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    05/03/09

    @jgaugust: After your papers are all done you can go out and get totally lit, guilt-free, right?


    Doesn't NY have like giant rats, and locusts, or whatever?

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Ha! Like you wear panties... good one!
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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I do when I leave the HOUSE. Things are just better that way.
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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I'm sorry. I apologize. To women, Hugh Grant is a good thing.


    Sort of. He's kind of getting old now. Colin Firth. Saber is the Colin Firth of Spinners.


    Better?

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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: That's the whole reason why I hearted you, sexy.
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: Can I put that on my resume?
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: 'Spinners know Firth from the same movies as Grant.


    (I've seen both Bridget Jones movies.)

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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Certainly. I'll email you a letter of recommendation as well.
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    05/03/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Yes. I thought of that right after I posted it.


    I'd say that Saber can be the Jon Hamm or Matthew McConaughey of Spinners, but Jon is intimidatingly sexy, so I wouldn't want him to feel pressured, and Matt sucks.

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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: I'm actually hoping that Saber is the Russell Brand of Deadspin.
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: Jon Hamm is also a sports fan, and a generally decent dude; McConaughey is just a douche, despite his sports connection.


    I wonder, what would be the perfect guy in the 'Spinner canon?

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Well, I am self-loathing and probably done with rehab.
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: That would work. He can be the Russell Brand.
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    05/03/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: That is a good question. I'll need to find out, lest I inadvertently insult a Spinner a second time.
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    05/03/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I think Russell Brand is NAUGHTY
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: I've got to be honest here, while I think Russell is funny, I don't get the sex appeal. But then, I tend to be into nerds.
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: omg, really? He gets FREAKY. That man knows things.
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: I grew up in Utah. "Things" scare me. :)


    Okay, but seriously, he looks like he hasn't showered in a while and he weighs 125 lbs. This is what I don't get.

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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: I probably know more about Russell Brand than I should - I'm actually a huge fan after seeing him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I'm reading his book etc. In my head I've formed this image of him where the dirty look is just an act, he showers frequently, and all that lean muscle helps him get down. In all reality he DOES have a sex addiction and admits to rarely using condoms sooooo that kind of skeeves me out a little; it's ok to be promiscuous but condoms are a must. I love his interviews and his standup!! sigh.


    yeah - fangirl here.

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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    I'm afraid to ever know what a ZJ is.
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    05/03/09

    @K-Gun: me too
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'm better when I'm drunk.
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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: Guys always THINK that...


    but yeah, that was a funny scene. Why does this movie not have any eye candy?

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Hey guys, check out the shallow chick.
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    05/03/09

    @K-Gun: Zipper job?


    If it means that, I already do it every day.

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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: maybe just ONE hot guy, I've been a good girl
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: That is the only major drawback of the Broken Lizard movies.


    /shallow

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: What, don't want to give Landfill a ride?
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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: Sadly, no.


    Waking up naked next to a dead deer...there are no words. I may be more twisted than I thought


    @K-Gun: Hey big boy ;)

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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: Told you this was a good one.
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    05/03/09

    @CoolHwhip: oh god, granny warming up the summer sausage. BEAT THE SAUSAGE GRANNY!
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    05/03/09

    @SugarSugar: How have I never heard of this before?!
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    05/03/09

    @PrettyPrettyPrincess: I honestly don't know. All the guys I know are into Broken Lizard. Of course, all the guys I know are also 23, so that may have something to do with it...
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    05/03/09

    @K-Gun: bong hit, beer, shot, blow the smoke out? I don't think I could handle that shit.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to Noah Declared 'Undead', Cleared to Play Tonight
    I'm listening to Jawbreaker. That's what y'all have driven me to. Thank you.
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    05/03/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: I am Jet Black. I am stone cold.
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    05/03/09

    @Business_Socks: So good. Overall, I prefer 24 Hr Revenge Therapy, but Jet Black is one of the best.
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    05/03/09

    @Ailanthus-altissima: If it's any consolation, the people that have invaded my house have driven me to listen to "TV Party" in an attempt to lift my spirits.
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