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    Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?

    Wednesday Night Live Blog: #17 Ball State at Central Michigan
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Thankfully for Guevara this isn't a criminal allegation, otherwise the punishment might be going into the Pokey.
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Male readership to Brooke: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. And if you do, please send proof to tips@deadspin.com.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Central Michigan must've went lesbian about the time Jerkwheezy attended. Coincidence, you decide.
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    There is no greater punishment for a straight female college basketball player than running wind sprints to "Closer to Fine" on repeat after practice.
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    Image of Evgeni Merkin Evgeni Merkin
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    It's during controvesies like these that I often wonder what would RIMJOBLARRY have to say about this?
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    Image of OchentaYcinco OchentaYcinco
    02/11/09

    @Evgeni Merkin: "Central Michigan does two things right: lesbianism and... ummm... uhhh... harassing non-lesbians."
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    02/11/09

    @OchentaYcinco: +1
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    Image of MattMillenFanClub MattMillenFanClub
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Brooke, you may also want to avoid the golf team . . .
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/11/09

    @MattMillenFanClub: and the ice hockey team... and the softball team... and most of the soccer team...
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    I guess I know who I WON'T be masturbating to tonight.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Central Michigan spokesman Steve Smith says the allegations "have no merit."


    Then Smith stormed out of his office looking for a baby to punch.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    There was no good way out of this for Brook Heike. She was stuck between a fist and a hard place.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    I could not even go into her office without her commenting on my clothes, me having a boyfriend, wearing makeup, me being a girly-girl


    Weird, that's why I got kicked off my basketball team.

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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    I could not even go into her office without her commenting on my clothes, me having a boyfriend, wearing makeup, me being a girly-girl.


    Oh come on! She practically stole that word-for-word from Man in the Middle...

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    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Guevara will tell her side of the story in her upcoming book, The Motorcycle Bar Diaries
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    Image of Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Wait, she got thrown out of a town of 25,000 in the rural Midwest for not being gay?
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    Image of BigTenObsession BigTenObsession
    02/11/09

    @Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan:


    Hey, this is a progressive state - we have medical marijuana now!

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    02/11/09

    @BigTenObsession: (moves to Michigan)
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    The official report said she was kicked off for "refusing to box out her man".
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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    02/11/09

    @Gourmet Spud: The coach also kept insinuating that if she didn't want eight second violations, she should quit being straight.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/11/09

    @Magnakai Haaskivi:


    "Alright, ladies, we're going to move out of a zone defense, and into girl-on-girl."

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    Image of Afino Afino
    02/11/09

    In reply to Would It Have Hurt Her To Lez It Up Just A Little?
    Viva la revolucion?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/11/09

    @Afino: ¡Viva la Lesbolución!
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