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Good Ol' Poise

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Steve U
10/13/09

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So, JaMarcus Russell is Poise Leaf?
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Rozelle’s Bagman
10/13/09

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Poise in a wildcat offense is about as useful as Robert's rules of order on Fox news.
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StuScott Booyahs
10/13/09

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Sanchez had poise, but Henne was poisier.
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Stev D
10/13/09

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Sure, Henne's got the poise this week. But wait until the evening wear competition. Sanchez has a Lela Rose gown that is going to knock your socks off.
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P. Escobar, Jets Fan
10/13/09

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I assume the theme song to their TV show would be by Marc Anthony and not Waylon Jennings. And they'd drive a Mini Cooper.
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twoeightnine
10/13/09

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What's the porpoise for all this?
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DukesDawg
10/13/09

@twoeightnine: I really don't see what ocean mammals have to do with all this.
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twoeightnine
10/13/09

@DukesDawg: Who did the Jets play?
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Greek McPapadopoulos
10/13/09

@twoeightnine: The "Fish"?
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Barry Lutz
10/13/09

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Never trust a big butt and a smile.
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sir_pantsalot
10/13/09

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Take it from a Cowboy fan wait until you get a playoff win before you start giving the young QB too much praise.
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Gravy
10/13/09

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...it was Henne who not only displayed poise, but also a laser-rocket arm to go with that poise.

Chris Joseph displays not only overwriting, but also, in addition to everything else, a "rocket that is run by something rockets are not run by" adjectiveness to go along with his duplicitously redundant redundancies.
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Dave J.
10/13/09

@Gravy: Um, obviously the laser is something the rocket *shoots* at things, like asteroids and alien ships. Duh.
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Gravy
10/13/09

@Dave J.: I think I get it!

Rocket that fires lasers:laser-rocket :: Dick that fires sperms:sperm-dick.

As in, "it was Drew that not only displayed poise, but a sperm-dick arm"

Right?
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Ralph Wiley Is Poised
10/13/09

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Notice that Tom "Poise" Brady no longer comes up. Losing the coinflip for the overtime will do that to your rep.
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lukeoneil47
10/13/09

@Ralph Wiley's In His Grip: Brady has not shown a lot of poise of late. And it's literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me or my fair northeastern region.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
10/13/09

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You know how if you look at a word long enough or many times it looks really weird? After reading this story, I'm freaking out about the word "implied."
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Weed Against Speed
10/13/09

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For some reason, all this talk about poise is making me hungry for a big bowl of the corm of the kalo plant.
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