Oh Man, Chad Johnson, This Tweet Is Heartbreaking [UPDATE]

Chad Johnson has been lying uncharacteristically low. He's got enough to deal with: legal fallout from a fight with his wife, divorce proceedings, getting cut by the Dolphins. But he appears to have returned to Twitter today, with a flurry of tweets in the last half-hour. The most recent? This one, about no longer… » 8/29/12 1:58pm 8/29/12 1:58pm

Chad Johnson Getting Cut Made For A Devastating Hard Knocks

It's all falling apart for Chad Johnson. On Saturday, an arrest on domestic violence charges after allegedly headbutting his wife. On Sunday, he was cut from the Dolphins, possibly the last NFL team that was going to give him a chance. But undrafted rookie or 11-year veteran, the end always comes the same way: a… » 8/15/12 10:05am 8/15/12 10:05am

Here's The 911 Call From Chad Johnson's Arrest On Domestic Violence…

The call was calmly placed by the next-door neighbor of the former Dolphins receiver and his new wife, Evelyn Lozada, on Saturday night. The caller makes it clear early on that Lozada has a cut on her forehead and that "she probably is going to need stitches" because "he hit her with his head." The caller repeatedly… » 8/14/12 10:23am 8/14/12 10:23am

Chad Johnson Remains In Jail, Might Be There Until Tomorrow Morning…

Chad Johnson was booked into Broward County Jail last night after being arrested on charges he head-butted new wife Evelyn Lozada after an argument over a receipt for a box of condoms. » 8/12/12 9:04am 8/12/12 9:04am

Matt Moore's Bachelorette Fandom And Chad Johnson's Sex Life:…

The seventh season of HBO's Hard Knocks premiered last night after an offseason of searching by producers for a team willing to be featured on the Emmy award-winning program. With the Miami Dolphins onboard—and newly un-renamed Chad Johnson signed to the team—the premiere was highly anticipated by pay… » 8/08/12 10:20am 8/08/12 10:20am

Ladies, Chad Ochocinco's Marriage Proposal Will Have You Sopping Wet

Chad Ochocinco proposed to model/TV person/Antoine Walker-dater Evelyn Lozada back in November of 2010, with the wedding set for next week. But the details of the actual proposal have gone shrouded in secrecy, until Lozada spilled the beans on a radio interview last week. » 6/27/12 6:30pm 6/27/12 6:30pm

A Thief Broke Into His SUV, So Chad Ochocinco Spent The Day…

Patriots receiver Chad Ochocinco has more than three million Twitter followers, in part because he often engages with some of them, usually by joking around. Some of it is look-at-me self-promotion, sure, but Ochocinco is sometimes capable of laughing at himself, too. » 5/23/12 6:15pm 5/23/12 6:15pm

Sunshine Patriot: Chad Ochocinco Sure Looks Happy Just Five Days After…

The fun police have been alerted, and Rodney Harrison is en route. Perhaps Ochocinco should be spending a little more time thinking about what more he could have done to help his team on Super Bowl Sunday, and a little less time smiling. [Twitter] » 2/10/12 3:35pm 2/10/12 3:35pm

NFL Players Will Be Tweeting During The Pro Bowl Tonight

In a not-so-stunning reversal of policy, Roger Goodell will keep his sticky fingers out of the wallets of NFL Players who are found tweeting during game action tonight. The NFL will actually allow players to tweet from the sidelines during the Pro Bowl and even encourage players to update Facebook. Maybe even… » 1/29/12 3:15pm 1/29/12 3:15pm

Chad Ochocinco Hopes You'll Be Patient If He's On Your Fantasy Football…

After five games, New England Patriots wide receiver has caught nine passes for a total of 136 yards. Somehow, this ties into the time he lost his virginity. » 10/12/11 8:30pm 10/12/11 8:30pm

Chad Ochocinco Says He Will Reimburse The Buccaneers Rookie Who Jacked…

Rookie Buccaneers linebacker Mason Foster may have two first names, but he doesn't have a lot of money. He's a rookie, and a third-round pick, which means $20,000 means more to him than it does to, say, Chad Ochocinco, the Patriots receiver Foster hit in last Thursday's preseason game. » 8/24/11 5:00pm 8/24/11 5:00pm

Wanted: Boston-Area Roommate For High-Strung Veteran Wide Receiver Who…

Chad Ochocinco, most recently in love with his quarterback: young, fetching Thomas Brady, needs a roommate in Boston. He wants a big Patriots fan, perhaps a real-life Tommy from Quinzee: » 8/09/11 8:30pm 8/09/11 8:30pm

Even The Chili Is Considering Cutting Ties With The Bengals

"Gold Star Chili seems to be questioning their sponsorship as the 'Official Chili of the Cincinnati Bengals' ... In the 5 question survey, which you can take here, Gold Star cites some pretty convincing evidence that would lead one to beleive [sic] that the company's major sponsorship of the Bengals is likely not… » 7/29/11 3:03pm 7/29/11 3:03pm

So Long Ochocinco, And Thanks For The Sombrero

While Chad Ochocinco was thanking God for sending him to New England (or more likely just getting him out of Cincinnati), his now ex-teammate Pacman Jones was helping himself to the contents of Ochocinco's locker. That included modeling the sombrero Chad once pulled out on the field and offering up an action figure… » 7/28/11 7:25pm 7/28/11 7:25pm

Chad Ochocinco Threatens To Whoop Marvin Lewis's Ass

Every morning, the fine folks at Sports Radio Interviews sift through the a.m. drive-time chatter to bring you the best interviews with coaches, players, and personalities across the sports landscape. Today: Ochocinco doesn't pull punches on anyone. » 6/30/11 4:25pm 6/30/11 4:25pm

A Long List Of Sports Figures Who've Also Claimed Their Twitter Was…

As soon as Rep. Anthony Weiner first acknowledged his roiling Twitter-bulge scandal with a desperate "I've been hacked" defense last week, we knew he was guilty. "I've been hacked" is the first refuge of a cock-Tweeter. Weiner isn't the first to mistakenly send a private Twitter flirtation to a relative stranger.… » 6/07/11 2:25pm 6/07/11 2:25pm

Watch People Cheer For A Suicidal Turtle At The Players Championship

Your morning roundup for May 15, the day Lazy Cakes, Kush Cakes and Lulla Pies start becoming Public Enemy Nos. 1-3. » 5/15/11 9:45am 5/15/11 9:45am