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Oh Man, Chad Johnson, This Tweet Is Heartbreaking [UPDATE]

Chad Johnson has been lying uncharacteristically low. He's got enough to deal with: legal fallout from a fight with his wife, divorce proceedings, getting cut by the Dolphins. But he appears to have returned to Twitter today, with a flurry of tweets in the last half-hour. The most recent? This one, about no longer… » 8/29/12 1:58pm 8/29/12 1:58pm

Chad Johnson Getting Cut Made For A Devastating Hard Knocks

It's all falling apart for Chad Johnson. On Saturday, an arrest on domestic violence charges after allegedly headbutting his wife. On Sunday, he was cut from the Dolphins, possibly the last NFL team that was going to give him a chance. But undrafted rookie or 11-year veteran, the end always comes the same way: a… » 8/15/12 10:05am 8/15/12 10:05am

Here's The 911 Call From Chad Johnson's Arrest On Domestic Violence…

The call was calmly placed by the next-door neighbor of the former Dolphins receiver and his new wife, Evelyn Lozada, on Saturday night. The caller makes it clear early on that Lozada has a cut on her forehead and that "she probably is going to need stitches" because "he hit her with his head." The caller repeatedly… » 8/14/12 10:23am 8/14/12 10:23am

Matt Moore's Bachelorette Fandom And Chad Johnson's Sex Life:…

The seventh season of HBO's Hard Knocks premiered last night after an offseason of searching by producers for a team willing to be featured on the Emmy award-winning program. With the Miami Dolphins onboard—and newly un-renamed Chad Johnson signed to the team—the premiere was highly anticipated by pay… » 8/08/12 10:20am 8/08/12 10:20am

NFL Players Will Be Tweeting During The Pro Bowl Tonight

In a not-so-stunning reversal of policy, Roger Goodell will keep his sticky fingers out of the wallets of NFL Players who are found tweeting during game action tonight. The NFL will actually allow players to tweet from the sidelines during the Pro Bowl and even encourage players to update Facebook. Maybe even… » 1/29/12 3:15pm 1/29/12 3:15pm

Even The Chili Is Considering Cutting Ties With The Bengals

"Gold Star Chili seems to be questioning their sponsorship as the 'Official Chili of the Cincinnati Bengals' ... In the 5 question survey, which you can take here, Gold Star cites some pretty convincing evidence that would lead one to beleive [sic] that the company's major sponsorship of the Bengals is likely not… » 7/29/11 3:03pm 7/29/11 3:03pm

So Long Ochocinco, And Thanks For The Sombrero

While Chad Ochocinco was thanking God for sending him to New England (or more likely just getting him out of Cincinnati), his now ex-teammate Pacman Jones was helping himself to the contents of Ochocinco's locker. That included modeling the sombrero Chad once pulled out on the field and offering up an action figure… » 7/28/11 7:25pm 7/28/11 7:25pm

A Long List Of Sports Figures Who've Also Claimed Their Twitter Was…

As soon as Rep. Anthony Weiner first acknowledged his roiling Twitter-bulge scandal with a desperate "I've been hacked" defense last week, we knew he was guilty. "I've been hacked" is the first refuge of a cock-Tweeter. Weiner isn't the first to mistakenly send a private Twitter flirtation to a relative stranger.… » 6/07/11 2:25pm 6/07/11 2:25pm

Chad Ochocinco Just Got Paid $210K To Get Thrown Off A Bull In 1.5…

Here's video of the football player formerly known as Chad Johnson practicing the art of leaving the chute on the back of a bull. Of course, he's practicing on the back of a horse, and a horse that kind of ambles instead of bucks. That could explain, in part, why he only lasted 1.5 seconds on bullback tonight. » 5/14/11 10:30pm 5/14/11 10:30pm