Chandler Parsons Has Bad Style; Richard Jefferson Is Bad At Bargaining

How much would you pay for this Van’s Idylwild Cheetah Snapback? $5? $0? How about if you were buying it off of some guy’s gross, sweaty, lice-filled head? Maybe somebody would have to pay you to take it? If so, you have better taste than Richard Jefferson and Chandler Parsons. » 3/25/15 8:55pm Wednesday 8:55pm

Dirk Nowitzki Is The Best

Dirk summoned his best Dikembe Mutombo impersonation tonight after the Mavericks' 97-89 win over Denver, smoothly interrupting Chandler Parsons's interview with Fox Sports's Jeff "Skin" Wade. » 1/17/15 12:54am 1/17/15 12:54am

Anthony Davis Is A Goddamn Demon

Anthony Davis is going to own the league sooner rather than later, because Anthony Davis is a shot-devouring, rebound-snatching, dunking monster who is now armed with a solid mid-range jumper and respectable handles. Dunks and smooth jumpers and blocks are great, but if you really want to see what makes Anthony Davis… » 11/03/14 5:32pm 11/03/14 5:32pm

Rick Carlisle's Sorry He Suggested That Chandler Parsons Is Fat

After Chandler Parsons missed five three-pointers in Friday's game, Mavericks coach Rick Carlisle hinted that the forward was a tad overweight. Parsons responded yesterday with a shirtless photo on Instagram (captioned with a pig emoji). Today, Carlisle apologized. » 10/12/14 3:08pm 10/12/14 3:08pm

A Good Offer Sheet Leaves Everyone Pissed Off

Of the three interested parties, no one really expected Chandler Parsons to be a Dallas Maverick, and I'm not convinced anyone, even the Mavs, wanted it to happen. But after everything clicked into place in the convoluted clockwork of NBA free agency, the Rockets declined to shell out $15 million a year for the… » 7/15/14 9:29am 7/15/14 9:29am

Jeremy Lin Calls Teammate "Donald Sterling" After Panda Express Crack

Jeremy Lin and Chandler Parsons engaged in some friendly joking on Twitter earlier today after Lin offered fans a chance to win a pair of his sneakers. Lin told followers that the first person to guess where his first meal in Palo Alto was would get the shoes. Parsons responded with Panda Express, a chinese food joint… » 5/05/14 8:09pm 5/05/14 8:09pm

Rockets Fans Go Through Emotional Wringer Of Parsons And Lillard Shots

This is heartbreaking and absolutely hilarious. These guys are so fired up for the Chandler Parsons shot that gave Houston the momentary lead in last night's game that it makes the reference-room silence after the Lillard buzzer-beater devastatingly funny. Unless you're a Rockets fan, obviously. » 5/03/14 6:13pm 5/03/14 6:13pm

Jermaine O'Neal Makes Game-Saving Block, Is Very Pleased With Himself

You can give Steph Curry the credit for last night's Warriors' victory if you want to—he did tie the game with a preposterous layup at the end of regulation before scoring seven points in OT, after all—but I prefer to think that this game belonged to old-ass Jermaine O'Neal. » 2/21/14 10:23am 2/21/14 10:23am

Chandler Parsons Sent A Girl To Prom On A Party Bus

What does chill bro and Houston Rockets forward Chandler Parsons do when he gets asked to prom by one of his fans? He politely declines, and then sends her a bitchin' party bus. » 6/04/13 12:55pm 6/04/13 12:55pm

Chandler Parsons Is Really Sorry About Not Fist Bumping That Bro

Chandler Parsons had a huge game last night, scoring 27 points, grabbing 10 rebounds, and dishing eight assists while leading his team to a 105-103 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder. Right after the game ended, one Rockets fan tried to express his appreciation for Parsons by offering the forward a fist bump.… » 4/30/13 4:37pm 4/30/13 4:37pm

Chandler Parsons Wants The World To Know That Blake Griffin, Ball…

The video above is from several weeks ago, when the Clippers played the Rockets in Houston, but it only now came to our attention because Chandler Parsons just tweeted it in our direction so we would see it: » 2/07/13 5:15pm 2/07/13 5:15pm

Chandler Parsons Just Dunked On JaVale McGee

Sure, it's a tip-slam, but if you're 7'0" JaVale McGee then the likes of Chandler Parsons should not be dunking on you—under any circumstances. Parsons then rides around with his crotch in McGee's face for a few seconds just added to the degradation, but these sorts of things are how a team like Washington can… » 1/16/12 2:45pm 1/16/12 2:45pm

The Florida Basketball Team Has No Comment On Premarital Sex

A reporter for the Orlando Sentinel attended the Florida Gators' press conference yesterday to ask Billy Donovan and Chandler Parsons about premarital sex, and then he wrote nearly 800 words about how the BYU honor code "lifted college athletics up." Donovan passed on the question — "How hard would it be to recruit… » 3/24/11 12:30pm 3/24/11 12:30pm

Last Night's Winner: Hit A Crucial Three? That's A Nut Shot

Florida and Georgia played an excellent double-OT game last night. But if you want a recap, go to the AP. If you want video of a player getting towel-whipped in the groin by his own teammate, you've come to the right place. » 1/26/11 10:45am 1/26/11 10:45am