A Good Offer Sheet Leaves Everyone Pissed Off

Of the three interested parties, no one really expected Chandler Parsons to be a Dallas Maverick, and I'm not convinced anyone, even the Mavs, wanted it to happen. But after everything clicked into place in the convoluted clockwork of NBA free agency, the Rockets declined to shell out $15 million a year for the… » 7/15/14 9:29am 7/15/14 9:29am

Jeremy Lin Calls Teammate "Donald Sterling" After Panda Express Crack

Jeremy Lin and Chandler Parsons engaged in some friendly joking on Twitter earlier today after Lin offered fans a chance to win a pair of his sneakers. Lin told followers that the first person to guess where his first meal in Palo Alto was would get the shoes. Parsons responded with Panda Express, a chinese food joint… » 5/05/14 8:09pm 5/05/14 8:09pm

Rockets Fans Go Through Emotional Wringer Of Parsons And Lillard Shots

This is heartbreaking and absolutely hilarious. These guys are so fired up for the Chandler Parsons shot that gave Houston the momentary lead in last night's game that it makes the reference-room silence after the Lillard buzzer-beater devastatingly funny. Unless you're a Rockets fan, obviously. » 5/03/14 6:13pm 5/03/14 6:13pm

Chandler Parsons Is Really Sorry About Not Fist Bumping That Bro

Chandler Parsons had a huge game last night, scoring 27 points, grabbing 10 rebounds, and dishing eight assists while leading his team to a 105-103 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder. Right after the game ended, one Rockets fan tried to express his appreciation for Parsons by offering the forward a fist bump.… » 4/30/13 4:37pm 4/30/13 4:37pm

Chandler Parsons Just Dunked On JaVale McGee

Sure, it's a tip-slam, but if you're 7'0" JaVale McGee then the likes of Chandler Parsons should not be dunking on you—under any circumstances. Parsons then rides around with his crotch in McGee's face for a few seconds just added to the degradation, but these sorts of things are how a team like Washington can start… » 1/16/12 2:45pm 1/16/12 2:45pm

The Florida Basketball Team Has No Comment On Premarital Sex

A reporter for the Orlando Sentinel attended the Florida Gators' press conference yesterday to ask Billy Donovan and Chandler Parsons about premarital sex, and then he wrote nearly 800 words about how the BYU honor code "lifted college athletics up." Donovan passed on the question — "How hard would it be to recruit… » 3/24/11 12:30pm 3/24/11 12:30pm