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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    Which means his absence leaves the school without a single human being who can hold a clipboard and shout numbers...

    In 6 mos., Brady Quinn should be free. Eric Mangini's made sure he's had plenty of experience in this regard.
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    The saying is so old it appeared in cuneiform the first time it was written: The enemy of Pete Carroll is my friend.
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    12/07/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: right, it appears directly below "Leinart has the Herp" on the Rosetta Stone.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    I don't mean to sound like a pessimist, but it's unlikely that today's youth will embrace the G.I. Charlie action figure.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    Hey Charlie, maybe if you served in Grenada, instead of hiding behind your coaching deferral, you'd be able to hold a gun without looking like my prom date handling my dick.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    expect a more Keystone Cops-style offense in South Bend next season.

    Just as long as they don't use the Daniel Faulkner play.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/07/09

    @Hatey McLife: /slams head into desk
    //chuckles
    ///slams head into desk again
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    After the day that picture was taken the athletic trainers never again failed to keep two whirlpools full of gravy in the locker room. One for brown gravy and one for cream gravy.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    and that decision means either Detroit or Mobile will lose close to $500 in local business revenue.

    Thus leading to a 50% decline in GDP for either Detroit or Mobile.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    Theoretically, these young men are going to be very rich

    Which is why Weis is planning to take a nap after he finally eats them.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: Just like Kozy Shack pudding!
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    his absence leaves the school without a single human being who can hold a clipboard and shout numbers.

    Understanding exactly nothing about the world of business, this is what I understand to be the sum total of what takes place on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    12/07/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: That tableau is as quaint as Lou Grant debating with Billie and Rossi after their month-long investigation discovers gay bashing in Haight-Ashbury (of which Animal missed getting photos because he dropped his camera), only to have Ms. Pynchon overrule Lou even though it would cost the paper thousands of dollars.

    Everything's all intergooglied. The electrons are winning the war.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    His beef with hannah and her friends is legendary.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    Don't forget the tragic closing of all three Golden Dome area OCBs.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    A: Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet

    Q: What are seven words no plumber wants to hear?
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    "Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet"

    Every chicken leg ever eaten by Weis knows the feeling. You think he is done with the pile full of chicken leg bones until he starts snapping them in half to suck out the marrow.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    Tyrone Willingham: Weis sent him a letter after taking the Notre Dame job that read as follows

    TYRONE YOU DUMB FKKKKKKNGNGGG N8888GARRR N88888GAR N888GARRRRRRR YOU SKKKK CACKKKKKK
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/07/09

    In reply to Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
    The move to go pro now really is the best move for Jimmy Clausen and Golden Tate. I'm sure ND fans will be happy to blame Weis for it, but there is nothing to gain for Clausen, at least, in staying another year, and anyone could see that. And without his quarterback, there's no real reason for Tate to stay, either.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    12/07/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: True, but it could also be said (because I'm about to say it) that Weis' mistreatment of the program is the reason they have nothing to gain.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: Whoa, whoa. You guys can take this "reasoned argument" to a more appropriate place. You guys have used a lot of words and I don't see one reference to Weis' weight problem or Clausen's questionable sexuality. Shape up, fellas.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/07/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: Well go ahead and de-star me, but I think he's a good offensive coach, just not a good overall coach. His offense is pretty good; the link you gave said Clausen was the 2nd-highest rated quarterback in the country. He has had a lot of trouble in many, many areas, for example installing a 3-4 defense into the college game, which almost never works out well, but his offenses are pretty good, and I think Clausen's a lot more prepared for the NFL than someone like Tebow or Mike Leach's quarterbacks.

    Michael Floyd and Golden Tate were Weis's recruits, and they were very good, and so were a few of their running backs, like Allen, Aldridge, and Hughes. I'm sure Clausen and Tate learned an awful lot from Weis, and I think he's done great things for them as individuals, along with some of the other higher talents on the offense. HOWEVA, he's messed up a lot of other things, and it shows that he shouldn't be a head coach at the college level. Doesn't mean he's not a great offensive coach, just not a good head coach.

    ...Er, sorry, MKM.

    #snore
    #you'reright,dirktoberfest
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/07/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Well stop the presses and de-star me

    Other than the fledgling Chris Hanson's Axe's Family Digest, what news source would need to change tomorrow's edition to include your de-starring?
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    12/07/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Why would you think I would de-star you for arguing about football? Do we really seem that menacing?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: You DID have Lady Andrea killed, right?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/07/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: It was just not-funny hyperbole; no, I really don't.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/07/09

    @Dashiell Bennett: Exactly. The key is to not seem menacing. That's why all those Jehovah's Witnesses just walked into my basement on their own.
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    Image of TrojanBrand TrojanBrand
    12/07/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I think the reason that makes the most sense for Clausen to go pro is that he is losing 4-5 guys from his offensive line if I recall correctly. They weren't great this year at the point of attack, but they are going to be a whole lot worse next year.
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    12/07/09

    @TrojanBrand: Yes, that and the whole "rookie salary structure the following year" thing.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/07/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: And who is going to be his competition? Sam Bradford and his gimp shoulder? Actually, that right there is another good reason to leave.
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    12/07/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: As a Browns fan the idea of drafting Clausen or Bradford terrifies me. Then again, as a Browns fan, most Sunday afternoons terrify me.
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    Image of rulesboy rulesboy
    12/07/09

    @formerly Chief Wahoo: Jacory Harris in 2011!
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    12/07/09

    @rulesboy: Die, die, die! I hate you for making me laugh that hard.
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