Charles Swan Will Make You Hate Charlie Sheen All Over Again

It always struck me as so strange that Oliver Stone, when he was making his name with Platoon and Wall Street, saw Charlie Sheen as his ideal everyman, the audience representative, the proxy, the innocent surrounded by the rot and corruption Stone sees around every corner. Even then, before the drugs and the porn… » 2/05/13 6:30pm 2/05/13 6:30pm

Lenny Dykstra's Accountant Wanted To Launch A Charlie Sheen Energy Drink

The latest issue of Sports Illustrated has a feature by David Epstein about the human flotsam that is Lenny Dykstra, who was sentenced on Monday to three years in California state prison after pleading no contest to grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement. Epstein spoke with an LAPD detective who… » 3/07/12 6:15pm 3/07/12 6:15pm

Charlie Sheen's Steroid Admission Has Ruined My Childhood

It was the summer of 2003. A pleasant breeze graced the local baseball field, but I wasn't there. I was inside watching Comedy Central, sheltered in more ways than one. It was, for me, the summer of Major League, the summer of Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, the summer of Charlie Sheen and everything a kid like me could… » 6/30/11 2:30pm 6/30/11 2:30pm

TV Station Comps Lenny Dykstra $2,500 In Food And Jewels After He…

Lenny Dykstra's coat-tailing of Charlie Sheen has almost become as annoying as everything else Sheen (after a very good run, though). But the aftermath of Nails's wholly impressive interview with the NBC affiliate in Philly the other night continues resonating beyond his choice words about winning (and living in Macy… » 3/09/11 10:30pm 3/09/11 10:30pm

Let's Stage A Citizen's Intervention. Here's Charlie's Sheen's Phone…

We got a hold of Charlie Sheen's cellphone number (one of them, at least) and distributed it to some people who were desperate to contact him. Then it occurred to us that everyone seems desperate to contact Charlie Sheen these days. So now you can, too. Watch the video above and you'll hear Sheen say, "You leave it,… » 3/08/11 2:50pm 3/08/11 2:50pm

Where Are All The Two And Half Men Fanboys?

Know what's amazing about this whole Charlie Sheen fiasco? That no one who actually watches Two and a Half Men seems to give a shit that it may never come back. Usually, when the future of a TV show is in doubt, you get fanboys waging massive grass roots campaigns to keep the show going. They send bags of pistachios… » 3/07/11 5:30pm 3/07/11 5:30pm

The Messy History Of Charlie Sheen's "Winning" Ring

As part of his relentless media odyssey this week, Charlie Sheen introduced himself to Twitter with a message that had a Chappelle-esque, "Kiss the rings, bitches" quality to it. It was an image of Sheen's shimmering 1927 World Series ring that was once worn by another winner with an equally insatiable appetite for… » 3/04/11 12:45pm 3/04/11 12:45pm

Charlie Sheen Still Doing Insane Interviews, Now Channeling Allen…

In Charlie Sheen's interview with Jeff Rosen of Today this morning, the former star of Two and a Half Men said that overdosing is "for amateurs" and AA is for "people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA," and further immortalized himself by referencing, in his words, "the great Allen Iverson's" infamous… » 2/28/11 11:55am 2/28/11 11:55am

Charlie Sheen Puts Lenny Dykstra In A Position "Where I'm Actually…

The Lenny Dykstra/Charlie Sheen revival tour can't do nothing but gather steam. Just two days after Dykstra vouched for the coke-fueled genius that is Sheen, they took to the radio waves to "set the record straight on the myriad of exaggerations, misinformation and outright falsehoods about his life that have been… » 2/26/11 7:00pm 2/26/11 7:00pm

Lenny Dykstra Vouches That Charlie Sheen Is A "Rock Star" And "F-ing…

It was always supposed to come to this: Lenny Dykstra singing the "exclusive" praises of his pal Charlie Sheen to Radar Online. But Lenny being Lenny, there has to be an endgame, and that endgame could very well be squatter's rights on a spare room at Sheen's L.A. mansion, where he was hanging last Friday. » 2/23/11 11:00pm 2/23/11 11:00pm