"Hammered" Charlie Sheen Meets a Fan at the Taco Bell Drive-Thru

Sometimes the meandering course of one's #winning finds one drunk and craving Taco Bell of an evening, so one does the natural thing and has Gary fire up the car and take one's hammered ass to the drive-thru. » 7/16/14 9:57am 7/16/14 9:57am

The Meaning Of Convicted Rapist Mike Tyson's New Cartoon

Twenty years ago The Ring magazine asked the question, after Mike Tyson's rape conviction, "What If Mike Tyson Had Never Gone To Jail?" The cover story posed a counterfactual in which Tyson did not receive a guilty verdict on his 1991 indictment for rape, confinement and criminal deviant conduct. » 5/11/13 1:00pm 5/11/13 1:00pm

Charles Swan Will Make You Hate Charlie Sheen All Over Again

It always struck me as so strange that Oliver Stone, when he was making his name with Platoon and Wall Street, saw Charlie Sheen as his ideal everyman, the audience representative, the proxy, the innocent surrounded by the rot and corruption Stone sees around every corner. Even then, before the drugs and the porn… » 2/05/13 6:30pm 2/05/13 6:30pm

Lenny Dykstra's Accountant Wanted To Launch A Charlie Sheen Energy Drink

The latest issue of Sports Illustrated has a feature by David Epstein about the human flotsam that is Lenny Dykstra, who was sentenced on Monday to three years in California state prison after pleading no contest to grand theft auto and filing a false financial statement. Epstein spoke with an LAPD detective who… » 3/07/12 6:15pm 3/07/12 6:15pm

Charlie Sheen's Steroid Admission Has Ruined My Childhood

It was the summer of 2003. A pleasant breeze graced the local baseball field, but I wasn't there. I was inside watching Comedy Central, sheltered in more ways than one. It was, for me, the summer of Major League, the summer of Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn, the summer of Charlie Sheen and everything a kid like me could… » 6/30/11 2:30pm 6/30/11 2:30pm

It Was Only A Matter Of Time Before Charlie Sheen Infiltrated The…

Someday, athletes are going to stop posing with Charlie Sheen, or at least stop hash-tagging their Sheen shots with references to #tigerblood. Today is not that day. So, thanks for that Logan Morrison. » 4/24/11 4:00pm 4/24/11 4:00pm

Phil Jackson's Zenergy Lulled At Least One Person To Sleep In L.A. Last…

Your morning roundup for April 21, the day after McDonald's "National Hiring Day" in Cleveland got real. Real violent. Like, spitting in faces and hitting people with cars violent. » 4/21/11 9:30am 4/21/11 9:30am

TV Station Comps Lenny Dykstra $2,500 In Food And Jewels After He…

Lenny Dykstra's coat-tailing of Charlie Sheen has almost become as annoying as everything else Sheen (after a very good run, though). But the aftermath of Nails's wholly impressive interview with the NBC affiliate in Philly the other night continues resonating beyond his choice words about winning (and living in Macy… » 3/09/11 10:30pm 3/09/11 10:30pm

Let's Stage A Citizen's Intervention. Here's Charlie's Sheen's Phone…

We got a hold of Charlie Sheen's cellphone number (one of them, at least) and distributed it to some people who were desperate to contact him. Then it occurred to us that everyone seems desperate to contact Charlie Sheen these days. So now you can, too. Watch the video above and you'll hear Sheen say, "You leave it,… » 3/08/11 2:50pm 3/08/11 2:50pm

Where Are All The Two And Half Men Fanboys?

Know what's amazing about this whole Charlie Sheen fiasco? That no one who actually watches Two and a Half Men seems to give a shit that it may never come back. Usually, when the future of a TV show is in doubt, you get fanboys waging massive grass roots campaigns to keep the show going. They send bags of pistachios… » 3/07/11 5:30pm 3/07/11 5:30pm

Wade And LeBron Pretend They're Invisible After Another Crushing Loss

Your morning roundup for March 7, the day the Times informed us that Hollywood stars are "insulated from the consequences of their bad behavior." » 3/07/11 9:45am 3/07/11 9:45am

The Messy History Of Charlie Sheen's "Winning" Ring

As part of his relentless media odyssey this week, Charlie Sheen introduced himself to Twitter with a message that had a Chappelle-esque, "Kiss the rings, bitches" quality to it. It was an image of Sheen's shimmering 1927 World Series ring that was once worn by another winner with an equally insatiable appetite for… » 3/04/11 12:45pm 3/04/11 12:45pm

Charlie Sheen Still Doing Insane Interviews, Now Channeling Allen…

In Charlie Sheen's interview with Jeff Rosen of Today this morning, the former star of Two and a Half Men said that overdosing is "for amateurs" and AA is for "people who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA," and further immortalized himself by referencing, in his words, "the great Allen Iverson's" infamous… » 2/28/11 11:55am 2/28/11 11:55am

Charlie Sheen Puts Lenny Dykstra In A Position "Where I'm Actually…

The Lenny Dykstra/Charlie Sheen revival tour can't do nothing but gather steam. Just two days after Dykstra vouched for the coke-fueled genius that is Sheen, they took to the radio waves to "set the record straight on the myriad of exaggerations, misinformation and outright falsehoods about his life that have been… » 2/26/11 7:00pm 2/26/11 7:00pm

Lenny Dykstra Vouches That Charlie Sheen Is A "Rock Star" And "F-ing…

It was always supposed to come to this: Lenny Dykstra singing the "exclusive" praises of his pal Charlie Sheen to Radar Online. But Lenny being Lenny, there has to be an endgame, and that endgame could very well be squatter's rights on a spare room at Sheen's L.A. mansion, where he was hanging last Friday. » 2/23/11 11:00pm 2/23/11 11:00pm

Last Night's Winner: Charlie Sheen

Like the rest of us, Charlie Sheen will die one day, but for a man to so blatantly defy whatever mores that exists in the universe while he fast-tracks to death is truly winner-worthy. » 1/28/11 10:05am 1/28/11 10:05am

Michael Jordan Finds A New Underwear Buddy

It is perhaps fitting that the greatest athlete of our generation — sorry, the generation before ours — has spent the last three years pretending to scout for the Bobcats and making underwear ads. Sure, hey, who doesn't hang out with Kevin Bacon, playing pool and tossing packaged briefs back and forth? » 5/28/08 1:35pm 5/28/08 1:35pm

Michael Jordan Vs. "The Sheen Machine"

Back in 1988, there was some sort of network program called "War Of The Stars," We're guessing it was like that "Network Stars" show, but, you know, less popular, and with more Dick Van Patten. Well, NESW Sports has dug up archive footage of a young Michael Jordan playing basketball against ... Martin and Charlie… » 4/14/08 12:35pm 4/14/08 12:35pm