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    What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?

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    Image of bmoreDLJ bmoreDLJ
    10/13/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    If this keeps up, we'll have to talk to Honda about building RoboUmps.
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    No umpire has influenced a postseason series like Zombie Eric Gregg did when he ate Cliff Floyd's brain during Game 1 of the '06 NLCS.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?

    Fragile? So all umps are Italians, huh?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    That was a doozie by Cuzzi.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Just because it's Columbus Day and you have to work doesn't mean you're allowed to make lazy jokes.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: You're right. I should have gone with, "Phil Cuzzi? Must have been his olive oil voice and guinea charm."
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Craggs should maintain a list of all the times you use that joke and write a post about it. It'll be like the Mark Sanchez "poise" pieces except, unlike Sanchez, you're a Bills fan and don't have sex with a plethora of gorgeous women on a semi-daily basis.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: In lieu of poise, I do have a dangerously high body mass index.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    Since when was Papelbon in the Scatman Crothers episode of Scooby Doo?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: +1. I was going to go with "I think Eddie George is turning into Scatman Crothers."
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    It requires almost no physical effort and there are very few "judgment" calls that require interpret some vague rule during split second action.

    Just like jerking off in the middle of a Victoria's Secret store. So I've heard.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    What's that white line for?

    For Kelsey Grammer to make the funny time!
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    Then you'll see some REALLY bad calls.

    They never should have done away with 10-10-321.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/12/09

    @DirkToberFest: +*69
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    10/12/09

    In reply to What Is Wrong With Our Fragile Baseball Umpires?
    "Nothing But Complaints [WEEI]"

    That's a pretty apt description of what WEEI is like everyday
     Reply
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    Image of Clare Clare
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    Eight posts before someone got in a joke at my expense? YOU'RE SLIPPING, PEOPLE.
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    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    Why does Ryan's batting average go down whenever Chaz gets hit by a pitch?


    Um..VORP?

     Reply
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    Image of Roto_Tudor Roto_Tudor
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    What the hell is a freelance Rabbi? Someone fill me in on this. Back alley Bat Mitvahs? Circumcisions on the sly?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/19/09

    @Roto_Tudor:


    Has Chupa. Will Travel.

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    02/19/09

    In reply to Ryan Howard Feels Chase Utley's Pain
    Kind of like how everytime Jeter strikes out, A-Rod gets an erection.
     Reply
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/09/09

    In reply to Would Any Names Shock You At This Point?
    Please not Jim Thome. That would forever ruin baseball for me.
     Reply
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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    02/09/09

    In reply to Would Any Names Shock You At This Point?
    I'd like to go back in time and give Danny Tartabull steroids. And some bennies. ANYTHING.
     Reply
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