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    Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    The U.S. Department ofAgriculture has found that animals at Vanderbilt have been kept in cramped cages smaller than legally permissible, which has caused fights to break out among stressed animals competing for space.


    That actually sounds a lot like the Cowboys locker room

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    At Venderbilt they tried using cheerleaders for their research to save the rats but once decapitated there was not much left to study.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    I can understand why she would oppose animal research to benefit humans. As a Cowboys cheerleader, she identifies more with the non-sentients anyway.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    So just for clarification, where do these PETA hoochies come down on the issue of "doggy style?"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    Or that Vanderbilt has been cited for dozens of violations of the animal welfare act in the last three years.


    Now animals are getting welfare? Goddamn liberals!

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    PETA, bat shit crazy since 1980!
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/16/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: PETA is offended by your derogatory use of the word "bat".
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    In the letter Bonnie also remarks that any real man would prefer her over Melissa and her sea kitten taco.
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    Nobody likes an 8 second ride, but everybody likes being chased down, flipped on their back, and bound at the wrists and ankles!


    Wait, what?

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    Image of ASox ASox
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    --Yeah, but PETA is also batshit insane:


    PETA Asks PBAU To Change Mascot Name
    Letter To President Urges School To Change Sailfish Mascot To Sea Kitten

    WPBF-TV
    updated 12:45 p.m. ET, Thurs., Jan. 15, 2009
    PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. - The animal-rights organization People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is asking Palm Beach Atlantic University to change the name of its athletic mascot.


    In a letter sent Wednesday to PBAU President Dr. David Clark, PETA urged the school to change its mascot from the Sailfish to Sea Kitten "to reflect the gentle nature of its current marine namesake."

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    Image of scumdog0331 scumdog0331
    01/16/09

    @ASox:


    More proof of PETA insanity:


    Burlington, Vt. - This morning, PETA dispatched a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of ice cream icon Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace the cow's milk in their products with human breast milk. PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves. PETA points out to Cohen and Greenfield that such a move on their part would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health at the same time.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    01/16/09

    @scumdog0331: They know that when cow's aren't milked they die right?
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    We'll need to ensure that the wrestling pit contains only 100% animal-free organic canola oil.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    This is Melissa's "Bonnie Situation".
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    Image of Gordon Gekko-Shumway Gordon Gekko-Shumway
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    That's tough talk from someone with a skinned Lhasa Apso on her head.
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    01/16/09

    @HoFer Art Monk!: I think it's a Pomeranian. She can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    01/16/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack: Man, if my fuckin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her fuckin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    01/16/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: It's a fucking show dog, with fucking papers.
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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    Laflin really walks the walk. That's quite the environmentally friendly car she's driving there.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    Life lesson: if you're a molecular neuroscience researcher, you don't need to take career advice from some chick who poses naked.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/16/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: I need a graph correlating self-esteem to intelligence divided by exposure rate of skin.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    01/16/09

    In reply to Cowboys Cheerleader Vs. Titans Cheerleader: It Is So On
    You know who shouldn't approve of this catfight?...PETA
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