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The Patriots High School Cheerleader Baffles Those Wanting To Accurately Leer


From the booby-centric miscreants over at Busted Coverage comes another time-wasting exercise that guarantees you will spend an unhealthy amount of time anaylzing teenage girls on the internet. The New England Patriots announced their 2008 cheerleading squad and one of the newest members is current Methuen high school student Rebecca Lucas. Even though her hometown paper interviewed her, it did not provide a photo. And, as BC notes, the Patriots have yet to give her cheerleading profile the requisite visual accompaniment.(UPDATED with pic after jump) More »

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Arizona State Cheerleaders Executed For Brazen Half-Nakedness


TheDirty.com is amassing an impressive body count with its daily takedowns of mountain-chested co-eds sitting on the toilet or sweaty athletes in various states of inebriation. Add the Arizona State University cheerleading squad to that list, which has apparently been eliminated after panty-clad photos of some of its members appeared on the site: More »

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The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders


The Dodgers and Padres played their exhibition game this past weekend in Beijing, and we, for one, hope that Jim Edmonds has a good time. He seems like he'd enjoy China. And Home Run Derby points out that the Chinese know what makes a positive baseball experience: Cheerleaders! More »

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We Are Now Outsourcing Our Cheerleaders


The new issue of The Atlantic Monthly looks at just how much of our country China actually owns. (Answer: At this point, almost all of it.) And this is how you know it has gone too far: They're now controlling what we do with our cheerleaders. More »

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Boy's Mother Secures Lifetime Of Beatings

You might ask yourself: What is it, exactly, that the "Kentucky Commission on Human Rights" does? Do they make sure that the varmint menace is vanquished? Are they there to clear the way for Kige Ramsey's right to free speech? Nope: They make sure boys can be cheerleaders. More »

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This Is Why People Hate High School

Everybody knows that the only thing on earth better than cheerleaders are cheerleaders who flash some ass. Despite this universal understanding the Modesto City Gestapo School Board are allowing cheerleaders to be suspended for flashing their panties.
Six of eight Ripon High School cheerleaders were suspended from school for two days over a cheer performed at a football game. The girls danced to a Britney Spears song and lifted their skirts at the end to spell out the school's nickname, Indians. Superintendent Leo Zuber said he couldn't discuss the issue because of confidentiality requirements on disciplinary matters. Parents can appeal suspensions, and Zuber acknowledged he has received one. He said he will investigate whether proper procedures were followed and whether suspensions were warranted.
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This Clippers cheerleader rules. [With Leather]

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The Texans Bring You Deep Inside The Game

Say what you will about the Houston Texans organization, but they know how to sell their Web site. As End Zone Buzz discovered, the official Texans cheerleader page has some, uh, interesting Web innovations. More »

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Way To Fire Up The Troops


It's very possible you've seen this already, but we still think it should start off your day: It's the world most unfortunate cheerleader. More »

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Who Is The Homeliest NFL Cheerleader Of Them All?

So a site called The Daily Redundancy claims to have crunched the data from several "top 10 hottest NFL cheerleader " polls and figured out — through the process of elimination — who the 10 homeliest cheerleaders are. They have listed them here, with photos. For the record, we find none of them homely and would have no problem showing up at a cabana party at Hef's place with any of these women. Or with Biff Henderson, for that matter. More »

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The Mascots Are Attacking The Cheerleaders


We're not sure what possessed Freddie Falcon to smash a birthday cake into the face of an Atlanta Falcons cheerleader ... but we don't get the impression she was particularly happy about it.

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Please Keep Six Feet Between You And The Cavs Dancers

Currently, in the Ohio (of course) legislature, there's a bill attempting to define what constitutes a strip club and how they should be governed (for example, they're considering not allowing dancers to perform after midnight and instituting a six-foot buffer between dancer and patron). But yesterday, one enterprising politician pointed out that the new rules could end up applying to the Cleveland Cavaliers dance team. More »

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Get The Cheerleaders ... Out Of My ... Brain ...

There's a certain sublime beauty in the notion that the FBI is investigating an anonymous letter writer to ESPN and ABC who was complaining, of all things, about cheerleaders. More »

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MSG Pulling No Punches In Dance Skater Lawsuit

You might remember, from a while back, a lawsuit involving Madison Square Garden and former Rangers City Skater Courtney Prince, who claims she was fired for reporting a sexual harassment with a Garden employee. (The employee tried to talk Prince into having a threesome, which, somehow, didn't work.) The lawsuit has continued, and you know what that means: Time to start playing dirty. More »

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Someone In The Reuters Photo Department Is Having Some Fun

Last week, the Denver Broncos held open auditions for women to join their cheerleading team. Two hundred and fifty women tried out for 34 slots. One of them was this woman. More »

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Get Out To The Poles And Vote!

In the midst of all this "Can we vote for Mark McGwire for the Hall of Fame?" business, we ask with metaphorically raised eyebrow: If an NBA cheerleader has had any work done, should she be allowed to be voted into the All-Star Game? (Just asking. We're not even that curious, actually.) More »

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At Least She Was Cheering for The Right Team

One of USC's spritely cheerleaders must have decided that since she was only scheduled to be seated at the bottom of the pyramid, there would be no harm in showing up for a nationally televised game without the protection of any kind of female undergarmets. I can only hope that she steered clear of doing any splits, because we all know how cumbersome it is to remove grass stains from your labia. More »

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Perhaps She Has Chosen The Wrong Collegiate Extracurricular Activity

The M Zone takes a moment away from screaming at the heavens and cursing Allah to bring us this video, from the USC-UCLA game Saturday — way to step up, Trojans, by the way — and the famous Unable To Figure Out When Is, In Fact, The Correct Time To Cheer cheerleader. She has a tendency to strike during the most damaging Trojans losses, it appears; we fully expect to see this woman in straight-to-video movies, shot in the Valley, in which she shows up to jump and yell every time the hero's girlfriend dies or the villain unleashes one of his henchmen to terrorize a small, defenseless child. "Go Leatherface!" More »