Short should have "emotionally restrained" his roommate instead, by asking her why she insists on blaming others for her failed personal relationships.
I've got to side with the complainant here, whoever it may be. I'm sure they had to get up early in the morning, and continue wasting their college years.
Wow, this story has so many angles that I'm starting to think Akira Kurosawa, working in close collaboration with Kazuo Miyagawa, and drawing inspiration from the collected works of Ryunosuke Akutagawa, considered directing it before moving on to the more multidimensional saga of Mr. Eldrick Woods.
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They're greeeeeeeeeeeeeat!
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Lord knows, they certainly weren't getting any hang time anywhere else.
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...in a deluxe full body leather sling from Sonny Black Dungeon Furniture.
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See what I did there?
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Amanda Knox couldn't agree more.
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I haven't seen parentheses used for that purpose since Mike Penner's obituary.