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    Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
    I give a semen sample to my wife on a weekly basis. Twice a week if I'm lucky.
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
    This is the biggest scandal in Philly since it was discovered that Geno's was using ACTUAL cheese instead of Whiz. For shame.
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    06/10/09

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    That should be the message: desire, character, work ethic


    So Raul's getting inspiration speech tips from David Brent.

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    06/10/09

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    If I had every dime I ever made, I'm sure I'd test positive.
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    06/10/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1/8
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
    You can have my urine, my hair, my blood, my stool


    I have a GG Allin bootleg with that very title.

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    06/10/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Love the reference. +1
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    06/10/09

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    "Unfortunately, I understand the environment we're in and the events that have led us to this era of speculation,"


    Yeah, man. That Al Gore is full of shit.

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    "It's unfair because this story should be about how hard work, determination, and desire trumps chemicals and shortcuts."


    He stole that line from the testimonials on the back of "The Christian Science Guide to Achieving and Maintaining a Firm Erection"

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    @David Hume: Nifty. +1
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    06/10/09

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    "You can have my urine, my hair, my blood, my stool - anything you can test."


    -I could take care of that in one sitting since I have blood and hair in my stool.

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    06/10/09

    In reply to Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
    AJ, would you find it possible to trust a dog if it let you drink its pee?
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    06/10/09

    In reply to Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
    Raul, you wouldn't happen to drive a Dodge Stratus?
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    Raul Ibanez: Philadelphia's own Statue Of Liberty.
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    Ibanez has a point. It's like the time we saw Phil Specter be batshit insane with a dead woman at his place and just ASSUMED he was a murderer.
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    In reply to Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest
    "You can have my urine, my hair, my blood, my stool


    Well that's a tall order coming from a bald guy with no anus or urethra.

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    06/10/09

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    Anyway, would you ever let me drink your pee just to be sure?


    This is why no one ever accepts a second invitation to Christmas at the Daulerios.

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    You can have my urine, my hair, my blood, my stool


    Wow, it's like he stole my wedding vows.

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    06/10/09

    @Researching for Derek Fisher: or my undewear.
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