Antrel Rolle Signed With Chicago After Getting A Message From God/Orbitz

Longtime Giants safety Antrel Rolle signed with the Chicago Bears this week, but leaving New York was not a decision he treated lightly. While a guest on WFAN sports radio today, Rolle explained that he agonized over the decision, even going so far as to ask God for a sign telling him what to do. He received that… » 3/13/15 2:12pm 3/13/15 2:12pm

Jets Trade For Brandon Marshall

The Bears have agreed to send WR Brandon Marshall to the Jets, per ESPN's Adam Schefter. The haul hasn't been reported yet (Update: a fifth rounder), but it shouldn't be huge: Chicago was desperate to move Marshall before his $7.5 million guarantee kicked in next week. » 3/06/15 11:25am 3/06/15 11:25am

No Brandon Marshalls Have Been Traded

It's hot-stove season (or whatever) in the NFL, and we've already seen our fair share of surprising moves. But with free agency still yet to actually open, a fake Twitter account and a player with the same name as another have teamed up to sow some quality confusion. » 3/05/15 1:17pm 3/05/15 1:17pm

Jay Cutler Is One Fed Up Dad

I've always wondered exactly what kind of dad surly-ass Jay Cutler is. Thanks to this Instagram post from his wife, Kristin Cavallari, I now have an answer. He's exactly the kind of dad I expected him to be. » 1/26/15 12:46pm 1/26/15 12:46pm

Report: John Fox Is The New Head Coach Of The Chicago Bears

Less than a week after mutually agreeing to part ways the Denver Broncos, John Fox has landed another head-coaching gig with the Chicago Bears. So sayeth Fox Sports' Jay Glazer: » 1/16/15 3:02pm 1/16/15 3:02pm

Bears DB Arrested For DUI While Speeding To Parent-Teacher Conference

Chicago Bears cornerback Tim Jennings was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence around noon on Wednesday. Pulled over for going 99 mph in a 65 mph zone, when asked to explain why he was going so fast, Jennings reportedly told the officer he was late for his kid's parent-teacher conference. » 1/09/15 3:54pm 1/09/15 3:54pm

The Bears Probably Want A Do-Over On That Marc Trestman Thing

Bears fans: do not look directly at the list of coaches that now-ex-GM Phil Emery turned down or alienated in order to hire now-ex-coach Marc Trestman two offseasons ago. It will just make you mad, and you don't really need that right now. » 12/30/14 9:53am 12/30/14 9:53am

Jimmy Clausen Diagnosed With Concussion After Taking Brutal Shot To Head

Late in yesterday's loss to the Detroit Lions, Bears quarterback Jimmy Clausen nearly got his damn head taken off by Ziggy Ansah at the end of a short scramble. Clausen stayed in to finish the drive, the Bears' last of the game, and now it's being reported that he experienced "delayed symptoms" of a concussion after… » 12/22/14 3:05pm 12/22/14 3:05pm

Lions Center Dominic Raiola Stomps On Bears Lineman's Ankle

Dominic Raiola, the Detroit Lions center who has a reputation for being a prick, intentionally stepped on Bears defensive lineman Ego Ferguson's ankle today. Cool. » 12/21/14 3:22pm 12/21/14 3:22pm

Media Falls In Love With Jay Cutler All Over Again

Despite having his quarterback gig snatched by Jimmy Clausen, Jay Cutler still had a presser today, and he handled it like a normal human being. Everyone would love to let you know how mature and nice he was after losing his job. He's smiling! He's joking! » 12/18/14 4:08pm 12/18/14 4:08pm

Report: Some Bears "Confused And Uncomfortable" Over Cutler Benching 

Perhaps the saddest part of the imminent end of the NFL regular season is that we have but 10 more days to watch the Bears melt down, before their coach, quarterback, or both, are sent packing to more functional climes. Savor this while it lasts. » 12/18/14 2:19pm 12/18/14 2:19pm

Saints Fan Arrested After Allegedly Shoving Bears Chairman To The Ground

Police arrested Richard Kohnke, a 58-year-old lawyer and New Orleans Saints fan, after he allegedly got into a physical altercation with Bears chairman George McCaskey last night at Soldier Field. If there's one way surefire way to get arrested at a football game, it's by shoving the chairman of the home team. » 12/16/14 5:01pm 12/16/14 5:01pm

Jay Cutler Presser Lasts Three Questions Because Local Media Was Late

The bad Bears lost to the also bad Saints on Monday Night Football, and Jay Cutler had an awful game, throwing three interceptions as the Bears went down 24-0, and getting sacked seven times. Given how much shit Cutler gets from fans and the media (some of it deserved), and how much lame reporters love to trot out his » 12/16/14 12:38am 12/16/14 12:38am

Former Player Dan Hampton Suggests Waterboarding Bears Coaches

Dan Hampton is a Hall of Famer, a former defensive tackle who played for Mike Ditka's Chicago Bears and now spends his days talkin' 'bout the Bears on local pregame and postgame shows. During his latest appearance, Hampton had a cool and chill idea for how to straighten out what's been a disappointing and odd season » 12/15/14 11:41am 12/15/14 11:41am

Bears' OC Gives Tearful Apology For Criticizing Jay Cutler To Reporter

Bears offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer stood up in front of the offense earlier this week, and offered an emotional apology for telling an NFL Network reporter in a conversation that was later reported on TV that Jay Cutler's play has "killed" the Bears. Cutler, according to the Chicago Tribune, "shook his head"… » 12/12/14 8:52am 12/12/14 8:52am