Asshole Kids Try Their Best To Ruin Blackhawks Victory Parade

Reader Paul attended today's Blackhawks victory parade in downtown Chicago. Instead of seeing Patrick Kane get nice and toasty, he saw asshole teenagers doing what asshole teenagers do best: be asshole teenagers. His story, a video, and more photos after the jump. » 6/11/10 6:50pm 6/11/10 6:50pm

Patrick Kane: A Portrait In Inebriation

Via NBC Chicago, here's a compilation of Kaner during the Blackhawks' victory parade today in Chicago. Watch him chug champagne, catch crowd beers, drink from the Cup, and slur his speech with the moxie of a 10-year veteran. Video inside. » 6/11/10 4:00pm 6/11/10 4:00pm