Chick-Fil-A Is Either On A Homicidal Rampage Or Bad At Twitter

So either a Chick-Fil-A employee forgot to log out of the company Twitter account before tweeting about his/her gaming exploits, or the pious chicken chain has snapped and is out here cruising the streets with a weapon, looking for blood, and super chipper about it. » 11/25/14 9:07pm 11/25/14 9:07pm

Northwestern Players Were Goddamned Psyched About Getting Chick-fil-A

Upset Notre Dame in overtime, on the road? Whatever. Get Chick-fil-A for a postgame spread? "This is the best day ever!" It's good to be a champion. » 11/17/14 9:19am 11/17/14 9:19am

Chick-Fil-A's Grilled Chicken: The Emilio Estevez Of Chicken Sandwiches

Eating at Chick-fil-A is always a personal conflict. How do you decide between its super-friendly employees and quality food on the one hand, and the antiquated social views at the top of the company on the other? For the sake of loyal Foodspinners, I put that conflict aside to to help mediate another one: Should… » 7/17/14 3:43pm 7/17/14 3:43pm

Chick-fil-A Almost Had Its Own Football Stadium to Not Be Gay In

Pity the suburban commuter school that goes belly-up trying to spend its way to college-football greatness, then looks to cover its bet with shady stadium-naming rights. Pity the Florida Atlantic University Owls. » 4/23/13 11:29am 4/23/13 11:29am

Justin Durant's Jokey Chick-Fil-A Application Is Actually A Rite Of…

This week Detroit Lions linebacker Justin Durant, a free agent, popped by a Chick-fil-A and filled out part of an application. (Middle initial: R.) His explanation was succinct. “Rough outchea bruh,” he tweeted. » 3/16/13 3:40pm 3/16/13 3:40pm

Chick-Fil-A Is Still Sponsoring NCAA Football

If you watched Clemson vs. Auburn at the Georgia Dome yesterday, or North Carolina State vs. Tennessee the day before, you undoubtedly noticed—because, you know, branding—that the sponsor for the games was Chick-Fil-A; the two-day event was called the Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Game. As you can see in the picture above, the… » 9/02/12 7:00pm 9/02/12 7:00pm

Two Golfers, A Kicker, A Lemonade-Lovin' Linebacker, And One Crazy…

A rule of thumb: if you'd like to learn about the next culture-war shitstorm before it hits, you're best served by visiting sort-of Bruins goalie Tim Thomas's Facebook page. (I say "sort-of" because Thomas has announced he'll take next year off from the NHL.) Thomas weighed in on Obamacare and birth control before it… » 8/03/12 3:45pm 8/03/12 3:45pm

The Restorative Power Of The Chick-Fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake

I've had a bad week. Not just a normal bad week, where you stub your toe and your DVR forgets to record Best Sex Ever or something like that. I mean, a legitimate bad week, where your loved ones are hospitalized and you crash your car into an illegal immigrant while going TO the hospital to visit your loved ones. That… » 4/06/12 2:50pm 4/06/12 2:50pm

What Do You Want to Bet He Climbed Down the Ladder First?

Just going to let the text speak for itself on this one. "Perched on the rafters of the Georgia Dome, ready to drop parachuting stuffed cows, Maggie Smyth's heart was racing." How to meet a wife, after the jump. » 12/26/09 8:31pm 12/26/09 8:31pm

To Be Fair, I'd Like To See How Your Team Does Without A Quarterback

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. » 11/15/09 10:00am 11/15/09 10:00am