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    A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    WHO THE HELL KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE? NO ONE WAS AROUND! THEY MIGHTA SOUNDED LIKE DOGS


    HOW THE HELL ANYONE KNOW THEY WAS DINOSAURS EVER ON THE EARTH? THAT SHIT AIN'T IN NO BIBLE! I SAW JURASSIC PARK, THAT WAS SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE! FUCK THIS IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER!


    -Carl Everett

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    I like how that one part of the JIB menu says "Chicken & More", even though it's really all just chicken.


    Oh, and that Homestyle Ranch Club sandwich or whatever is actually, as the kids say "pretty fuckin bomb".

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    We also talk about... having a shark in your bedroom


    "Roight, so Mahtellus, I was boinkin' Chrissy out by the pool and I realized I was gettin' peckish. I grabbed the sand wedge and with one hand lobbed a coupla' shrimp up on the bahbie. Fair dinkum, mate"

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    Image of Arsenio Billingham Arsenio Billingham
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    "Most black people don't even know what salmon looks like."


    Well, that's because they don't have it at KFC.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/27/09

    @Arsenio Billingham: THE MENTALIST?
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    Image of Nick Nick
    05/27/09

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    i like my women like i like my chicken with a little bit of fat on the ends.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    05/27/09

    @does the aero shake_Nick:


    ERROR!


    FAIL!

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    Image of seldomused seldomused
    05/27/09

    @does the aero shake_Nick: I like my women like I like my coffee - ground up and in the freezer.
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    05/27/09

    @seldomused: @FAILBOT: @wonderlic---myballs: it's a Rodney Carrington song gentlemen. The Chicken Song
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    Image of the earl of weaver the earl of weaver
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    "Black men… we like ASS."


    So that's what Martin Luther King's dream was.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    Martellus Bennett IS the black Karl Pilkington. Except without the head like fucking orange.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    05/27/09

    In reply to A Game Of “Healthy Fat Or Unhealthy Fat” With Martellus Bennett
    She got enough money where she could find the cure for hair growth.


    But that doesn't...that would mean...why do you want to cure hair gr....I don't...I think you're mistaken...


    /throws up hands in disgust. Storms out of room.

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