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A Chilean Miner Is Running The NYC Marathon, Proving That We're All Rather InadequateHow would the average person spend 69 days trapped underground? Edison Peña ran three to six miles daily. Now he's running in the NYC Marathon this weekend. Great. I'll be on a couch, trapped under a pile of wings....

Here's Your Monday Night Inspiration For Going To The Gym This WeekThe 33 Chilean miners who just emerged after two months trapped underground played in a friendly match against their rescuers today and lost 3-2. "[They're] great players," joked Chilean President Sebastián Piñera, "but they're a bit out of shape."...

Funbag Bonus: Did The Chilean Miners Masturbate?The Chilean miners were all rescued, free now to breathe in air and have their medical benefits cut off three weeks from now. But screw that: Wuz they jackin' it?...