Your Chinese Street-Food Was Probably Cooked In Poop Oil

Well, this is horrifying. Street vendors in China have taken to using something called "gutter oil"—quite literally the oil gathered from gutter runoff, dumpster sludge, garbage juice, and untreated fucking sewage fuck fuck fuck—to cook food for human consumption. And then unwitting humans are consuming that food. … » 10/29/13 4:39pm 10/29/13 4:39pm

A Directory Of Places Where You Can Watch Sports While Eating Chinese…

Here is a very incomplete list of places in our great nation where you can watch sports while eating Chinese food today—as suggested by you, our readers. If you have more ideas, please let us know in the comments. All endorsements sic'd. » 12/25/11 11:00am 12/25/11 11:00am

Readers: Tell Us Where To Watch Sports While Eating Chinese On Dec. 25

Christmas is on Sunday, and while most public activity shuts down so the Christians and semi-Christians can worship American consumerism and baby Jesus, our nation's Jews will be eating Chinese food and watching hoops like it's just another Hanukkah weekend. What a world! » 12/22/11 4:05pm 12/22/11 4:05pm