Nothing Says Valentine's Day Like Six-Foot Tall Spiced Meat

If you can't figure out what to get your significant other for this upcoming Valentine's Day — and you happen to live "within a 45 mile radius from Miller Park" and have V-Day between 1 p.m. and 2 p.m. Central Time open — you could give the gift that keeps on giving: Sausages. » 2/12/07 10:30am 2/12/07 10:30am

Save The Chorizo!

We can all agree that we give much love to the chorizo, slight discomfort with cheap ethnic pandering aside. The chorizo has taken the country by storm! Considering there isn't that much more to talk about in relation to Milwaukee Brewers baseball right now, you'd think the chorizo would be out there every night. » 8/02/06 11:00am 8/02/06 11:00am

Couldn't They Have Hired A Chorizo Who Could Run?

Here's some video of the race, along with reaction from some local fans. One day into his sausage-racing career, the Chorizo has already been accused by a fan of being drunk on margaritas, and by a newscaster of being drunk on Tequila. Thankfully, they stopped short of accusing the Chorizo of eating too much Taco… » 7/30/06 8:12pm 7/30/06 8:12pm

Welcome, Chorizo!

Yesterday, the chorizo was officially announced as the fifth racing sausage in the Milwaukee Brewers sausage race. They had a special press conference just to introduce him, with his first race this Saturday. He has a little goatee. He is a dancing chorizo. » 7/28/06 11:00am 7/28/06 11:00am