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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    My guess is that in the pre-TV days, there were no missed calls — ever. #umpires
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    Another Rough Night For The Umpires

    The Umpires are married to Michael Madsen? #umpires
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    It's official: I have more faith in the accuracy of Bjork explaining a cyclotron's operation, than anything Berman says.
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    Last time a DP was miscalled this badly, my buddy and I ended up dropping off some Puerto Rican hooker at the doors of the ER with $50 pinned to the collar of her Mi Orgullo t-shirt. #umpires
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    Along with bad umping, goes bad scoring. How could any Scorer rule that an RBI hit for Stairs in the second? A one hopper right at A-Rod. This is the majors. Third Basemen are suppose to make that play. Error on A-Rod.
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Because even in the World Series, official scorers are just some old, local shmucks who mourn the loss of the afternoon newspaper. #umpires
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    so the idea that replays will get everything right is laughable.

    Salman Rushdie's exes concur. #umpires
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    On the second DP, you could've also ruled interference on Victorino at second. He was halfway into center field and not within two feet of the bag when he slid into Jeter. #umpires
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    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: So that has absolutely nothing with the topic of this article - the umpire at first base missing a clearly blatant call. Your point is terribly made. #umpires
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/30/09

    @CanHeHackett:

    My point is that Victorino was no where close to the bag at second when he took Jeter out on the slide and by rule could've been called for interference. That too was blatant. #umpires
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    Image of DaOtterAgain DaOtterAgain
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    Dude, there's no way any of the other umps could have seen that phillies double play ball. With two other runners on, everyone else has something they're supposed to be looking at except the outfield umps. The yankee one was regrettable.

    And it seems a bit presumptuous that NOW replay is inevitable.
    /Dikenger joke #umpires
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/30/09

    @DaOtterAgain:

    Home plate ump has a clear view of it and can make the call. #umpires
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    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Exactly. And if Howard did catch it why did his fatass throw to second instead of walking to first? That's a lot of extra energy. #umpires
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    10/30/09

    @twoeightnine: This is a larger problem with umpires vs. instant replay. In football, if you think a ball is fumbled, you pick it up and run toward the end zone. Baseball is not as linear - whether Howard catches that ball determines where he throws next and how the Yankeess can get out (tag vs. force). There's a larger argument here that I'm not going to make now, because I haven't formultaed it. Also, A. J. Burnett looks like a plucked turkey. #umpires
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    10/30/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: If by clear view, you're assuming he got his mask off in time and could clearly see, 90+ feet away, a ball skip of the dirt by a fraction of an inch. All of this within a few seconds of being hit by the batter.

    Sometimes there are bad calls where rational baseball fans have to agree, "Yeah, it was the wrong call, but I understand why they got it wrong." #umpires
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    10/30/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: If he can't do that he shouldn't be behind home plate in the World Series. #umpires
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    10/30/09

    @twoeightnine: Do you know an ump who could catch that 100% of the time. By all means call Bud Selig up if you do.

    That Howard catch was tough for any ump to see clearly is what I'm saying...

    Oddly enough, even being a Phillies fan, the Utley double play didn't upset me too much.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires

    leaving fans to once again wonder if a trained beagle couldn't do a better job refereeing playoff baseball games.

    I think they prefer to play more than ump. #umpires
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/30/09

    @Phintastic: I have a beagle. Have you ever tried to train one of those dogs? Every morning he looks at me with this expression that says, "YOU are an asshole." #umpires
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    10/30/09

    In reply to Another Rough Night For The Umpires
    "C'mon, man!"

    - Tom Jackson #umpires
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    Image of Chip Skylark of Space Chip Skylark of Space
    10/05/09

    In reply to And Now, Your Regularly-Scheduled Chris Berman Anecdote

    I'd be more impressed if in a much younger time in my life, I didn't attend an SF convention in Boston, which shared a hotel with the High School Football Coaches convention. Their guest of honor was Curt Gowdy (tells you how long ago this happened!). I shared an elevator with Curt on more then one occasion, and one of those times, Curt was being supported by two ladies supplied by the coaches to entertain the entertainer. Curt looked drunk enough to not even remember his own name. I see that weekend when I look at this picture of Chris Berman.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to You're With Me, Star
    Stars on wall (Langley, VA) > Stars on ground (Bristol, CT)
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/02/09

    @Juancho: I'm going to have to disagree with you there since one of the requirements for a star in Langley is that you have to die in the line of duty.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    09/02/09

    @Paul.B.Dodd: thus, they actually mean something.

    Well, ESPN does kill the soul...
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    Image of playmaker7 playmaker7
    09/02/09

    In reply to You're With Me, Star
    Wow. What a horrible thing to say about your co-worker, shame on you. And that is poor judgement. You obvioulsly do not know this guy very well and he is better off. The bobble heads are great and he is even better. You deserve no better explanation.
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    09/02/09

    @playmaker7: Let's call this Exhibit A.
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    09/02/09

    @playmaker7: You dropped your hat.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/01/09

    In reply to You're With Me, Star
    Sal Marchiano's is located on the road out of town.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    09/01/09

    In reply to You're With Me, Star
    That's a classy walk of fame! My 7-year-old can cut a more symmetrical star with safety scissors. And what the fuck is the material? Carpet pad?
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