Chris Cooley

Chris Cooley

The Person Most Troubled By Chris Cooley's Playbook Package? Mom, Of Course

It's a shame that we missed this earlier, but with the enormous amount of Chris Cooley dong-related news floating around out there the last couple weeks, some of it was carelessly overlooked. Including this interesting story from Monday, where the Washington Post's Mike Wise approached the Cooley family, er, member most affected by the the Redskins' tight end's loose noodle: Chris's mom. More »

3:30 PM on Thu Sep 25 2008
By DAULERIO
15,622 views, 30 comments

Most discussed Sports-Pun: "I saw your son's blog on the Internet," a couple of students told Miss C. So that's what the kids are more »

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Who's Sorry Now? Chris Cooley Edition

The nation is still buzzing over Wienergate; when Redskins tight end Chris Cooley posted a naked photo of himself — including shlong — on his personal blog over the weekend. This has caused much consternation at Clan Cooley; the photo was removed late Sunday, and now Chris has issued a mea culpa. It's probably the most significant penis apology since the Clinton administration. More »

11:30 AM on Tue Sep 16 2008
By Rick Chandler
14,399 views, 71 comments

Most discussed Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: Sorry for fucking people out of millions. /Lehman Brothers more »

Chris Cooley

Chris Cooley's Accidental Nude Blogging Causes Stress For Cooley Family, Inc.

I'm not big on saving too many text messages, but the one I received at 9:02 p.m. last evening while sitting in a Chili's in Hermosa Beach will probably be archived for eternity:"Hey, it's Tanner Cooley. I need to talk to you about my brother's cock picture on the site. Call me." More »

1:00 PM on Mon Sep 15 2008
By DAULERIO
124,321 views, 52 comments

Most discussed Rock You Like An Iracane: the one I received at 9:02 p.m. last evening while sitting in a Chilli's in Hermosa Beach Now, all I want more »

Athlete Junk

Cooley Exposed More Than His Playbook

Chris Cooley, a friend of the bloggers as well as an accomplished blogger in his own right, had a nice day on the field today, but I don't think that's what people are going to remember come tomorrow. Earlier today Chris posted on his official blog about a fun section of the playbook that Jim Zorn asks his players to decorate for themselves (he's like a bohemian football coach!) as well as a position test he took to prepare for today's opponents. What he may or may not have realized is that he was also posting a picture of his dick for the world to see. The uncropped image is after the jump in all its ~~not safe for work~~ glory. Update after the jump. More »

6:10 PM on Sun Sep 14 2008
By KOGOD
228,490 views, 19 comments

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Chris Cooley and the Redskins' Fantasy Football Draft

There's an exception for fantasy football posts when actual NFL players are involved, right? Crickets. Anyway, Fred Smoot steals the draft show. But is that really any surprise? Also of note, Colt Brennan going with LenDale White in what appears to be the first round of the draft. Decision making remains Colt's strong suit.

4:45 PM on Thu Sep 4 2008
By Clay Travis
4,095 views, 27 comments

Most discussed Karlifornia: It's not Colt Brennan's fault. Cooley gave him a Fantasy Competitive Eating magazine. more »

Men From Venus

Chris Cooley-ooley-ooley-o Is Making All Men Look Silly

Redskin Chris Cooley's nuptials are happening this Friday, and what better way to express his joyfulness and show off his hot-ass soon-to-be wife than post a long, heartfelt story about his pending marriage at the House That Mottram Built. More »

10:45 AM on Thu May 22 2008
By DAULERIO
31,374 views, 80 comments

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Chris Cooley's Gonna Have A Hot Wife

And now, boys and girls, it's time for a love story. It may resemble one you yourself have encountered, except this one involves people prettier than you. It's a story we've all heard: boy meets girl, girl is a cheerleader, boy meets another cheerleader, girls lose jobs because of boy, boy wins back girl ... um, somehow. More »

1:45 PM on Sat Aug 11 2007
By sussman
46,120 views, 21 comments

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John Stockton Thinks This Is Excessive

Brandon Lloyd (I think that's who it is) appears to be impressed with the look. I can't tell if that look on his face says, "Man, you are crazy," or "I sho' wouldn't mind hittin' that from the back." More »

1:30 PM on Sun Jun 17 2007
By mjdeadspin
17,335 views, 13 comments

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Chris Cooley's Pyrrhic Victory

The good news for Redskins TE Chris Cooley in last years game against Dallas is that he busted loose for three touchdowns in a 35-7 victory. The bad news was that in one of Cooley's four fantasy leagues, as noted here in the Washington Post, his fantasy opponent started Cooley against him. Cooley's three-TD performance eliminated Cooley's fantasy team from the playoffs. More »

8:10 PM on Sun Aug 13 2006
By mjdeadspin
681 views, 9 comments

Latest by Buffalo Brave: Suss - a few years back, Favre actually won his league on the last day of the season. He just more »

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Finally Making Some Money Off Southeast Jerome

Fully capitalizing on something it stumbled across last season, the official Redskins site Redskins.com is now selling T-shirts adorned with every Clinton Portis character from his press conferences last year. Those who were with us last season will remember our schoolgirl crush on Portis, particularly Coach Janky Spanky, who resembled pretty much every gym teacher we've ever had. More »

12:00 PM on Fri Aug 4 2006
By Leitch
3,350 views, 78 comments

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