Evert says the attraction between her and Norman was like an "irresistible force" and even though both attempted marriage counseling with their exes to try to tame the savage beast tearing through their trousers, it was unsuccessful. She also refers to Norman as "sexy" multiple times throughout the interview. Yesterday, after Norman's round ended, Evert asked The Shark if he wanted a beer, to which he responded "No. All I want is you." Then they went home and did it 86 times.

Chris Evert Finally Admits To Sordid Shark Affair [SBB]
Evert admits she and Norman had an affair [The Daily Telegraph]

Norman has virtually taken over the small Commonwealth country for his lavish nuptials with tennis great Chris Evert, renting an entire island and enlisting the Bahamas police force to ensure intruders and the press stayed away.

With guests including former US presidents George Bush Sr and Bill Clinton, authorities on Friday granted a request to ban aircraft from flying over Paradise Island where the wedding was to take place.

Secret service teams assembled on the island and on Friday the resort's private beach was swarming with uniformed police and security officers.

Police rode buggies and questioned guests of neighbouring resorts who were on the adjacent beach area.

Jeebus. You'd need to be Jason Bourne to crash that one. And for what? They were serving Norman's own brand of wine. The sea water tastes better than that plonk.