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Now You Can Bet on Which NFL Team Will Have the Next Arrest
Somewhere Roger Goodell is crying. Or making a boatload of cash thanks to inside information. Right now the Cincinnati Bengals lead the clubhouse at 5/1. Many teams are set at 25/1. Not content with betting on teams? In addition to team arrests, you can take the over/under on number of individual arrests—currently set at 7.5; Regular season vs. offseason arrests in 2008 and 2009, and what the next player will be arrested for. Drug possession leads at 2/1. More » -
chris henry
Piling On Chris Henry, Just Once More
Like Tuffy said last night on our radio show, Chris Henry is like Pacman Jones without the Eddie Haskell-type contrition, and it's just way more depressing. And now that he's been cut by the Cincinnati Bengals, it's no longer really a sports story, but a troubled human interest story. Which makes this particular story relevant on a sports blog in the ex post facto sense, because the night before Henry punched a teenager, he and some other Bengals were thrown out of a Cincinnati nightclub. More »
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By sussmanComment by The Sports Hernia: Jerry Glanville can't wait to make his "Not For Long" joke about Chris Henry's tattoo. more » | Other threads
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chris henry
Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)
Chris Henry is going to be arrested again. This is a statement you probably could have made at any point in the last, oh, three years. But it's one you can make specifically for today. Because Chris Henry is being arrested today.
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good ole chris henry
Well, Look Who's In Trouble Again
Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was just reinstated to the NFL after an eight-game suspension. That's good. Police are already investigating him for another incident. That's bad.
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By LeitchComment by EggandCheeseonaRoll: Since 2005, Henry has been charged with driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, driving without a license and without... more » | Other threads
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free cars!
Chris Henry Probably Isn't Felonious; Just Dumb
We know what suspended Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was doing on Sunday; he was watching football with our own MJD. And now we know what he doing the rest of the week; accidentally stealing rental cars. More »
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By LeitchComment by SantaBarbaraWahoo: @Chief Wahoo: Thing is, he even kinda looks feline if you look at his face... more » | Other threads
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the mjd smorgasbord
Spending Sunday With ... Chris Henry?
The Mighty MJD's Smorgasbord runs every Monday. Do enjoy. More »
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By LeitchComment by Rick Paulas: The Smorgasbord is the only reason I pay my electric bill anymore. Thanks, MJD! more » | Other threads
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chris henry tears those tags off mattresses
Chris Henry Is Just Making Up Offenses Now
OK. Are you sitting down? We feel like you should be sitting down. It's probably for the best if you're sitting down. Take a deep breath. Have a brandy. You ready? Cool. Here goes. More »
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By LeitchComment by Datplayacj: The only brain cells functioning for this dude are the one's that tell him to run a 'go' route. more » | Other threads
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yeah, that's not gonna help, chris
You Just Can't Keep Chris Henry Down
You know, we're starting to think that Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry might have a bit of a self-control issue. More » -
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Chris Henry's Scheduling Conflict
The Sports Oasis brings up an excellent point regarding the suspension of Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry: How much money he will lose will depend entirely on when the Bengals' bye week is. More »
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By LeitchComment by Gyroballs Mahoney: Give the guy a break, he's just worried about providing for his family. And of course by family i mean... more » | Other threads
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Pac Man Jones Will Take A Year Off
This might ultimately be for the betterment of the league, but man, it's gonna make 2007 considerably less fun around here. More »
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By LeitchComment by MongoLikeCandy: I'm just curious - do the players count against the salary cap, even though they're not being paid? I haven't... more » | Other threads
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cincinnati bengals
Bengal Watch
I hope you enjoyed the 48-hour period in which a "FREE CHRIS HENRY" t-shirt was appropriate. Save them, though, you never know when they'll be relevant again. The "troubled" wide receiver was released from prison on Saturday morning after a two-day stretch, slid out a side entrance, and hopped in a black Escalade and went... well, I assume he went home, because the clubs aren't open on Saturday mornings. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by teaser mare: He should be offering free lifetime memberships to the Sugar Shack instead. more » | Other threads
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This Brings The Total Amount Of Bengals Jail Time To ... Two Days!
In yet another example of pro athletes just minding their own business and being persecuted because their famous and for no other reason at all, Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chris Henry was sentenced to two days in jail this morning for allowing underage girls to drink in his hotel room. (If you remember the original story, it could have been much worse.) The sentencing judge minced few words. More » -
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By mjdeadspinComment by VICK killed BARBARO: The fact that Mo Clarett is out of this league, while Chris Henry, a fuck-up of Star Wars Episode II... more » | Other threads
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Watch, As Odell Thurman's Career Evaporates
In case you haven't quite had your fill of the Odell Thurman EXTREME DUI story, the Cincinnati Enquirer has your back this morning: Exclusive video of Odell's actual arrest. More »
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By LeitchComment by Fawn Liebowitz: Christ, watching that was painful--all I could think of was how many times I've been this close to being in... more » | Other threads
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Henry Vomits, But Isn't Arrested. Kudos, Chris!
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Chris Henry Keeps Himself Busy
Getting arrested once during an offseason is a mistake. Getting arrested twice labels you a troublemaker. Three times, you're officially an epidemic. But when you're arrested for the fourth time in six months ... aw, now you're just showing off.
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If Jail Cells Were Endzones, Chris Henry Would Be Jerry Rice
ESPN's headline alone is enough to send me into bemused laughter: "Bengals' Henry arrested for third time since December". I don't know why, but that's funny to me. Henry was doing 82 mph in a 65 mph zone, and then blew a .092 on the breathalyzer. Ohio's legal limit is .08. No report on whether or not he was wearing his own jersey at the time. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by AJY: Is this written iambic pentameter, because I am having trouble picking up the meter? And Chris Henry is a moron. ... more » | Other threads
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