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    Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says

    The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    I once owned an Econoliner we called the "Hovan"
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    Is Mrs. Hovan's email real?


    Of all the possible inquiries into the veracity of a particular aspect of an athlete's wife...

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/19/09

    @David Hume: I thought the same thing about former NJ governor Jim McGreevey's wife Dena's email address: myguvhusbandisafriendofliza@aol.com
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    Yeah, he walked out of the "private party area" and those girls said "hey, there's former Boston College and Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Chris Hovan! How do you think the Bucs defense will handle the departure of Monte Kiffin, Chris? Also: can we get a picture?"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    No, Chris Hovan did not kill a doe, a deer, but he did have some tea, a drink with jam and bread.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Man, is it just me or would you like Julie Andrews to do dirty things to you with that umbrella?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    As long as the kids are all right, things are fine.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    We could be here for days.


    If that is true, can someone tell Spud to pick up a couple cases of Moosehead.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/19/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Those green bottles always make it taste skunky.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    "Private party area" is how my Dad refers to My Lai.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/19/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1 - You straight-up massacred that one.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/19/09

    @Hatey McLife: You wanna be a McPoyle, Trashbag? Well you're gonna have to earn that the hard way


    /nice star Mr. McLife

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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    05/19/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1, young Mr. Calley.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/19/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: He totally had to give you a backrub, didn't he?


    /well fucking earned

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    Hovan /Ho-Van/ (n)


    1.) Professional football defensive lineman, currently playing for Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

    2.) Where Stephon Marbury gets his D wet.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/19/09

    In reply to Chris Hovan Did Not Kill A Doe, Wife Says
    The Deleted Scenes rabbit hole is dark and deep.


    So that's why Jenn Sterger refers to her snatch as "deleted scene."

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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    05/19/09

    @Weed Against Speed: I knew someone was going to beat me to it, I'm just glad it was you. +1
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    But seriously, do you know how hard it is to include an Extreme reference in one of these posts?
    Nice work, Mr. Editor
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    Image of Ugueth Urbina's Machete Ugueth Urbina's Machete
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    If you remove Moley's Mole, she may be hotter than Hovan's Hookup.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Ugueth Urbina's Machete: You need special specs for your ocular openings, because the Boston bird is a homely hag even if you remove that manly mole.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    In fairness to Josh, Peter Vecsey is a huge gaping sore on the lip of our culture.
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    Image of Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman) Old King Clancy (the former Referee Pitman)
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    By "hookup buddy," Jeremy means he installed her cable.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/15/09

    @Encouraging Referee Pitman: Don't be fatuous, Pitman.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Friday, May 15th, 2008. Fat girl day on Deadspin, because fat girls need loving too. You just have to roll them in flour first, sometimes.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Hey, a mouth's a mouth.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    05/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Is it still okay if there is a mustache attached to that mouth?
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    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: "You just have to roll them in flour first, sometimes."


    Try chocolate pudding next time. No better way to get a big girl excited than having large quantities of pudding.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/15/09

    @sir_pantsalot: $240 worth should always do the trick.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/15/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: Dude it is 2009. Donte Green is gone. Move on.
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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    05/15/09

    In reply to The One Where Chris Hovan Kills A Doe
    Am I the only one concerned about the girl in the middle next to Hovan? Apparently she not getting any.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    05/15/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: I think she had a tryst in the bar bathroom just before this picture was taken. I mean, she didn't even have time to put her clothes on and opted instead to wrap herself in a tablecloth.
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