This Is The Most T.O. Thing You've Ever Done

When the season is actually delayed, we'll hate the NFL lockout for that. But for now we're just pissed at Goodell and/or De Smith that there's no football news out there. Summers suck for sports, and NFL draft/free agency/holdouts/training camp talk are an entire second season that we're lacking. Which is why we're… » 6/27/11 11:55am 6/27/11 11:55am

Media Approval Ratings: Chris Mortensen

Mr. Mortensen, ESPN's NFL reporter who isn't a cranky old coot, has been on the air less and less in recent years. We always enjoyed him bickering with Bill Parcells, back when they were on NFL Countdown together. Mr. Mortensen certainly receives some credit for siring an actual, real live football player, and for… » 2/13/08 1:35pm 2/13/08 1:35pm

See? Michael Vick Has Never Smoked Pot, Ever!

At last, the pristine and sacred names of Michael Vick and Ron Mexico can be cleared, no longer to be sullied with such filthy innuendo: It turns out that everybody's favorite HSV Type 2 carrier didn't have marijuana with him on a planet last week after all. » 1/22/07 2:00pm 1/22/07 2:00pm