Chris Myers Called Jared Allen "The One-Eyed Monster" On Live…

Vikings defensive end Jared Allen got poked in the eye during the third quarter of yesterday's win over the Cardinals. The injury forced him to sit for several plays and to wear a visor to protect his face upon his return. But when Allen sacked Kevin Kolb in the fourth quarter, Chris Myers couldn't resist calling… » 10/10/11 1:00pm 10/10/11 1:00pm

Chris Myers Needed A Bourbon On The Rocks To Get Through…

Returning from a commercial break, FOX announcer Chris Myers believed his mic was off when he thanks an unknown individual and then specified "bourbon on the rocks." In-game drink order? Post-game plans? What he drank six of last night and that's why he threw up on broadcast partner Tim Ryan's shoes? The world may… » 9/12/11 10:50am 9/12/11 10:50am

Chris Myers Raises Terrorist Joke Alert Level To Red

Fresh off his 2009 triumph in the ill-conceived zinger sweepstakes, Chris Myers made another horrible gaffe by saying, "[The Lions defensive line] broke through like they were at airport security in Amsterdam." Newark would have been much more timely. [Detroit4Lyfe] » 1/04/10 11:45am 1/04/10 11:45am

Chris Myers Compares Playing For Detroit To Dating Whoopi Goldberg

TMZ has the full quote from Myers, who tried to humorously correlate what it must be like for linebacker Larry Foote to go from the Super Bowl champion Steelers to the coldness of the D. » 9/14/09 12:30pm 9/14/09 12:30pm

Media Approval Ratings: Chris Myers

Chris Myers is the guy who came with the "Did You Know?" segment on "SportsCenter." We always liked that segment, particularly when Kenny Mayne did a "Did you know ... about ... sports." » 6/03/08 1:05pm 6/03/08 1:05pm