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    08/05/09

    In reply to Jay Glazer Is Ready To Make Mortensen's 2009 NFL Season Miserable
    This is all in good fun until Jeanne Zelasko is shot outside of the Source Awards.
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    08/05/09

    In reply to Jay Glazer Is Ready To Make Mortensen's 2009 NFL Season Miserable
    Wait, that's not the Alfred E. Neuman bus?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    08/05/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Nah, it's the Michael Strahan Bus.
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    07/29/09

    In reply to Sources: With Favre's Decision, ESPN Will Have To Turn Elsewhere For Worthless Scoops
    TJ

    The Minnesota Spokesman-Recorder is reporting that Larry Fitzgerald is the best wide reciever ever.

    /TJ
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    07/29/09

    In reply to Sources: With Favre's Decision, ESPN Will Have To Turn Elsewhere For Worthless Scoops
    Don't close the book on MortenWerder just yet. You don't really think Favre is done, do you?

    Will he coach or go into TV? Will he retire as a Packer or Jet? Will he stay with Wrangler or go to Lucky Brand?
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Anonymous sources close to the Titans


    Eavesdropping at Kerry Collins' AA meeting, doesn't make you close to the titans.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Only a matetr of time until Mort blows the lid off of Kerry Collins', Vince Young's, and Patrick Ramsey's dog-fighting operations.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Is Mort's wife Troy Aikman?
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    The Tennessee Bureau of Tourism just ordered an emergency shipment of Mort novelty license plates.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Chris Mortensen reports that his son is a 6'5", 230 lb African-American with 4.25 speed, who can do 55 bench reps of 275 and comes from a long line of phenomenal athletes.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Fresh meat for Vince!!
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Son of Mort! Son of Mort!
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/30/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    Tennessee originally wanted to make Alex Mortensen their third-string QB; unfortunately, he was beat at the last moment by Mike Glazer, Jay Glazer's son.
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    04/30/09

    In reply to Chris Mortensen's Son Signs With Tennessee, Chris Mortensen Does Not Report
    15 years ago, Anonymous under-the-bed sources said that daddy sometimes got mad when he drank too much scotch and talked about "that god-bleep Berman".
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    01/27/09

    In reply to Breaking (Not Really): Chris Mortensen Told The Raiders He Was Sorry (Really)
    His credibility is so tenuous that when he says, "Reporting for ESPN, this is Chris Mortensen," I don't believe him.
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    01/27/09

    In reply to Breaking (Not Really): Chris Mortensen Told The Raiders He Was Sorry (Really)
    During a conference call, Mortensen reportedly began a tender rendition of Exiles "Kiss You All Over" for Al Davis.
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