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    Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    I know Drew Magary. Drew Magary is (not) a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Drew Magary. #fairfieldstags
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Trust me, you don't want that hood rat giving you a venereal disease. Not because half are not curable, but the next time you try to bang and that little cutie sees that rash around your genitals, she's going to be running for the fences.

    Trust him. He knows you all think STDs are awesome, but he is here to tell you they are not.

    And actually, I think it is exactly because half (including herpes, i.e. that rash around your genitals) are not curable. Hence the problem.

    Well done! #fairfieldstags
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    That Red Sox hat looks photoshopped on sort of doesn't it? #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Why Your College Newspaper Editor Sucks #fairfieldstags
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    Image of the_theocrat_of_poon_tang the_theocrat_of_poon_tang
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    "Indeed the entire newspaper faces harassment charges, and could lose their funding."

    It's funny that this site in particular chose not to focus on this aspect and instead focused on a ne'er do well instead of (yet another) curbstomping of free speech.

    Guess what, this is America. Douches should be free to write what they want and be ridiculed for it. Newspapers shouldn't be threatened for publishing them, however.

    To think that THIS PLACE, of all places, wouldn't see that is a little funny. Maybe the newspaper should have libeled an innocent college baseball coach, with the "apology" that "these things happen, now shut up".
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    11/13/09

    @the_theocrat_of_poon_tang: The idea of "free speech" has to do with the government's inability to silence expression. Is this kid going to jail because of what he wrote? No.

    Speech, in the private realm, has consequences. It can get you punched in the face, fired from your job, or, in this idiot's case, it can cause your school to pull funding from your newspaper.

    Off the high horse, pooner. #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    I would rather enjoy my college years drinking my face off

    Don't forget the part where you go on Oprah to reveal the face you drank off. #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Fuck off Petchesky you slanted douchebag, stop writing.
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    11/13/09

    @crazyrobbo: Incisive! #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    @crazyrobbo: somebody's touchy. #fairfieldstags
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    11/13/09

    @crazyrobbo: Are you Chris Surette? If so, can you tell us a little bit about your inspiration? Where did you get the idea to call your sexual partners "hood rats"? #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Haha great... as a Fairfield alumni and reader of this column this is exactly what the column is for.

    The guy writer every year (there is a "she said" column vs. his "he said") basic plays the generic chauvinistic male and aims to write dirty and offensive stories that piss most people off (all exaggerations which is well known too).

    Generally this is even the most read part of the paper for most students - and now old Fairfield got some national attention! #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    @blueshowedup: That may be, but I fail to see how this excuses just plain terrible writing. #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    @Greek McPapadopoulos: It doesn't. That said, I worked on that paper as a student, most of us on the paper hated that running feature but the students loved recycled Old School jokes to get rid of it. #fairfieldstags
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    Image of Daniel Peck Daniel Peck
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Curt Schilling's blog has gotten really weird lately #fairfieldstags
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Chris Surette? More like Chris Sure-ain't! Amiright? #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    Just think about what the untouched vegetables in your fridge gossip about when you make the walk of shame away from the fridge with 3/4 of an ice cream cake, you fat bastard. #fairfieldstags
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    others will soon realize what happened when they see your victim walking back to the dorms

    Are you kidding me? Victim? Actually, looking at his headshot, any girl who would sleep with that guy should be considered a victim.

    And how is having a one night stand a "tale to tell your buds for years" ?? I guess if you rarely get laid, maybe?
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    "I would rather enjoy my college years drinking my face off and having to clean my own vomit, than cleaning the vomit of 16 month infant"

    HULK HATE GRAMMAR!

    HULK SMASH! #fairfieldstags
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    11/13/09

    In reply to Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
    he can share with others at the Grape for the rest of the year

    Gay Rape? #fairfieldstags
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