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    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Body-Painted Mary Magdalene Edition
    That NSFW warning was quite the cocktease.
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    11/18/09

    @BruschisBrewsky:

    Thank you Mr. Crease.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Body-Painted Mary Magdalene Edition
    Dan Brown's next book will start with a secret message for Robert Landgon buried in this girl's chest.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Body-Painted Mary Magdalene Edition
    Strongest proof he is the Messiah yet. She looked better (with clothes, no less) just by being in his presence.
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Refreshed And Resurrected Edition
    In truth, Tebow is just the latest in a long line of history's dying-and-rising gods, among them Osiris, Tammuz, and David Carr, who, following a five-year stint for the Houston Texans in which he was sacked a record 249 times, resurrected himself as a career backup who rarely gets sacked but who still makes some pretty damn good coin. #timtebow
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    11/10/09

    @AzureTexan: Let's not forget about Billy Martin. I still think he's coming back for one more stint in pinstripes. #timtebow
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    11/10/09

    @bevraj of choice: Indeed. Our favorite ol' souse is just fermenting. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    But somehow it's not the same as hearing it from a Heisman Trophy winner.

    9 out of 10 of Herschel Walker's personalities agree. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @Steve U: The other one of Herschel Walker's personalities is, in fact, Kris Huggins's mother. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    So I'm gathering that Ted Ginn would be the Brian to Tebow's Jesus. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Always look on the bright side of life. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @crazyjoedavola:

    As a Met fan the last few years, you always have to in order to keep your sanity. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Parade passed right by my office. If the windows opened I would have thrown the eggs and tomatoes. Bad enough that all the cell service went down. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    All Rashaan Salaam told me was that my name needs at least six a's. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @Stev D: Gino Torretta taught me how to cure gabagool. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    "But somehow it's not the same as hearing it from a Heisman Trophy winner."

    That's how Ron Goldman now feels about the phrase "get the fuck out of my house." #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    At this point, the evidence pointing to Tim Tebow being more than just a decent human being is transubstantial. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    And Tebow said unto them: Come, children, and ye shall be saved, but hastily, as the salvific powers of a practice squad NFL tight end don't have the same "oomph!" #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    He told Kris to run a Krossing pattern and then to "Jump, Jump." #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:

    + 1 hit wonder #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    He was wearing sandals.

    So was Tim. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Blessing The Child Edition
    Hours later, Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis signed Kris Huggins to a four-year, $19.5 million contract. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @AzureTexan: Leave it to Al Davis to low-ball a 10-year-old. #timtebow
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    11/06/09

    @RichardDJoke: To be fair, it's an incentive-laden contract. If the kid finishes the season with 800 yards receiving, he gets an extra hour of TV. #timtebow
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Eye For An Eye Edition
    Brandon Spikes, who on Saturday against Georgia apparently tried to gouge out the eyes of a Bulldogs running back.

    I would expect nothing less of the guy who is the cousin of the 49ers linebacker who dates T-Boz from TLC who performed with Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez.

    /proud of extremely tenuous connection #timtebow
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Tim Tebow Messiah Watch: Eye For An Eye Edition
    Pertinent Scripture: Matthew 5:38-39 (from Jesus' Sermon on the Mount) ... "If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."

    Brandon Spikes will refer you to the first book of Wu-Tang, Chapter 10, Verse 6: "...and, lo, the RZA did sayeth, 'Turn the other cheek and I'll break yer fuckin' chin.'" #timtebow
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