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Sat Nov 21
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Heeeeeyyyyy...
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He was going to ask her to go steady, but her middle name doesn't start with N.
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Thank you Mr. Crease.
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11/06/09
9 out of 10 of Herschel Walker's personalities agree. #timtebow
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As a Met fan the last few years, you always have to in order to keep your sanity. #timtebow
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That's how Ron Goldman now feels about the phrase "get the fuck out of my house." #timtebow
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+ 1 hit wonder #timtebow
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So was Tim. #timtebow
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11/02/09
I would expect nothing less of the guy who is the cousin of the 49ers linebacker who dates T-Boz from TLC who performed with Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez.
/proud of extremely tenuous connection #timtebow