Your Expendables 2 Power Rankings

The Expendables 2 has 11 names on its poster only because there is not room, either in poster space or running time, for 47. It is New Years Eve with testicles. It is the turducken of action movies. Rather than review the film, I thought I'd just rank those 11 names, in ascending order of Expendables 2 badassery.… » 8/17/12 5:35pm 8/17/12 5:35pm

A Chuck Norris Doppelgänger Was Doing Bizarre Things On ESPN Today

I hate those faux walls they put up behind basketball announcers during booth shots. You know what I'm talking about, those screens they erect to make it look like the broadcasters are in a studio while simultaneously blocking the view of people up front who are trying to watch Quick Change or Frisbee Dog or the… » 2/04/12 4:56pm 2/04/12 4:56pm