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New York, 12:25 PM
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    11:59 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    It goes without saying - let's keep it civil here, and use some quality judgment. If you can't be funny without shock or disrespect, save the joke for another circumstance.
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    11:59 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Great post, Dash.

    Just an all-around awful story.
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    11:57 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    These death posts always have the perfect balance of piss-poor shock humor and righteous indignation.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:01 PM

    @ArkansasFred: And prayers for his family. Don't forget the prayers.
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    Image of Charisma Charisma
    12:11 PM

    @ArkansasFred: And self-congratulatory disinterest.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12:14 PM

    @Charisma: Yep. Chock full of it. Well done.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:57 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Rich Rodriguez is such a prick.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11:44 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Chris Henry : Family Guy :: Jerry Rice : The Simpsons.

    /(::Yatil Green : The PJs)
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:49 AM

    @David Hume: Wow. +1.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11:44 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    As a father, seeing those smiling children and imagining them now without their daddy really breaks my heart.
     Reply
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    11:42 AM

    In reply to Chris Henry's Many Rises and Falls
    Beautiful kids. I think I'm going to be sick.
     Reply
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    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Has Cowherd blamed it on his thug lifestyle yet?
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    He'll be fine, it's not October 25th.
     Reply
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Per standard operating procedure, emergency crews smashed out the back window of the truck with a golf club and dragged Henry's girlfriend to safety.
     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Police are currently investigating reports that the truck was traveling at speeds in excess of Ochocinco miles per hour.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Walter Cronkite is reporting "He looks fine to me."
     Reply
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Starting a fake Twitter account called BioDome10 is no way to get Pauly Shore's hopes up.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/16/09

    @Matt Sussman: You always know just what to say.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    This is seriously fucked. Anyone know if the Bengals have released a statement?
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    12/16/09

    @Lionel Osbourne:

    Per FoxSports:
    Bengals spokesman Jack Brennan said he had little information other than Henry was badly hurt.

    "We are aware he was in an accident and that his injuries are very serious," Brennan told The Associated Press. "We are obviously staying in touch with the situation and are ready to offer whatever assistance we can."
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    Image of Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre
    12/16/09

    @Lionel Osbourne: Gotta imagine we'll be on quiet time for the next little while. If Henry's at the hospital and its as bad as reported, its decision making time for family, etc.

    If you need me, I'll be sitting around here counting my blessings and being generally bummed that Chris Henry may never get a chance to fully straighten out his life and maximize his second chance.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    12/16/09

    In reply to Chris Henry Suffers "Life-Threatening Injuries" In Domestic Dispute/Car Accident (Update)
    Wow... best wishes to his family and fiancee. Won't be easy for her.
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